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crustifixion 

An alternative/parallel universe where everything is mostly the same except it is known fact that Jesus never showered or bathed at any point, so his crucifixion is instead called crustifixion
Gimma: "I can't believed Jesus never showered that's so manky"
Holly: "Yeah that must be why his crustifixion happened"
crustifixion by aurnaurrr June 14, 2022
when you're high and feeling like you've been run over by a truck but in an aesthetic way. or, you've been coated in breadcrumbs and dropped into a kfc deep fryer
"Dude, I just got totally wlonked by that lean"
wlonk by aurnaurrr June 14, 2022
"that's swog"
swog by aurnaurrr May 10, 2021

alien bidonkidonk 

She ate an alien bidonkidonk

I love to eat alien bidonkidonks
alien bidonkidonk by aurnaurrr January 2, 2021

ReeEEeeeEeeeEeeEee 

A pterodactyl screech of anger, glory, happiness or rage. Depends on what you're reeeeeeeing about.
It's often seen in video game chat rEeEeEeEEeeEeeeeEeeEe
Friend: I totally failed that test. REeEEeeEEeEEEEEEeeEeeeEee
Me: ReeEEeeEEeeEEEee same
ReeEEeeeEeeeEeeEee by aurnaurrr August 26, 2020