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Wizards Gloss 

Crusted Drool on the side of the lips, Often seen after taking a nap.
Josh: wake up nigga we about to take a quiz.

Devin: *wakes up* oh shit when did this happen?

Josh: Ew nigga you got a nasty case of wizards gloss

Devin: Damn I better wipe this shit off.
Wizards Gloss by WillIamiamimnot September 12, 2010

wizards-sleeve

an extra large and cavernous minge.
as he began to shag her he realised the entrance to her nunny was like a wizards sleeve.
wizards-sleeve by donkey snot August 15, 2003

Wizards Sleeve

When a ladies lower region has been hammered that much it has expanded and seems to have no end
"her snatch is like a wizards sleeze"
Wizards Sleeve by Chuck Hernandez January 26, 2004

wizards sleeve

A baggy fanny (may have an echo). usually showing signs of age and wear,in to which your wand fits, easily, but is far from a magical experience.
# is akin to throwing a sausage down the Channel tunnel
# See bucket fanny
why that slag of mine has such a large wizards sleeve she cant fit the sagging mess of a minge skin and piss flap in her pants so it hangs and whistles when she walks, leaving a smell of decomposing fish downwind
wizards sleeve by chap your lady October 25, 2003

Wizards cuff 

Particularly baggy vaginal outer lips.
" She had a clout like a wizards cuff!"
Wizards cuff by Jacko February 26, 2004

Wizards Sunday 

The name given to a Saturday that feels like a Sunday
"Dude, what day is it?"

"It's Saturday, Man"

"Oh, I guess it's a Wizards Sunday"
Wizards Sunday by blueturtlejelly November 16, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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