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The Washington Wizards are a professional basketball team based in Washington, D.C. They play in the National Basketball Association (NBA). They play now at the Verizon Center aka "The Phone Booth"
Mike: what was the last team MJ played with?
Chris: dude, he played with the Wizards.
Wizards by celtics_fan March 5, 2009
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Wizards Gloss 

Crusted Drool on the side of the lips, Often seen after taking a nap.
Josh: wake up nigga we about to take a quiz.

Devin: *wakes up* oh shit when did this happen?

Josh: Ew nigga you got a nasty case of wizards gloss

Devin: Damn I better wipe this shit off.
Wizards Gloss by WillIamiamimnot September 12, 2010

wizards-sleeve

as he began to shag her he realised the entrance to her nunny was like a wizards sleeve.
wizards-sleeve by donkey snot August 15, 2003

Wizards Sleeve

When a ladies lower region has been hammered that much it has expanded and seems to have no end
"her snatch is like a wizards sleeze"
Wizards Sleeve by Chuck Hernandez January 26, 2004

wizards sleeve

A baggy fanny (may have an echo). usually showing signs of age and wear,in to which your wand fits, easily, but is far from a magical experience.
# is akin to throwing a sausage down the Channel tunnel
# See bucket fanny
why that slag of mine has such a large wizards sleeve she cant fit the sagging mess of a minge skin and piss flap in her pants so it hangs and whistles when she walks, leaving a smell of decomposing fish downwind
wizards sleeve by chap your lady October 25, 2003

Wizards cuff 

Particularly baggy vaginal outer lips.
" She had a clout like a wizards cuff!"
Wizards cuff by Jacko February 26, 2004

Wizards Sunday 

The name given to a Saturday that feels like a Sunday
"Dude, what day is it?"

"It's Saturday, Man"

"Oh, I guess it's a Wizards Sunday"
Wizards Sunday by blueturtlejelly November 16, 2020
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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