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Wizards Gloss 

Crusted Drool on the side of the lips, Often seen after taking a nap.
Josh: wake up nigga we about to take a quiz.

Devin: *wakes up* oh shit when did this happen?

Josh: Ew nigga you got a nasty case of wizards gloss

Devin: Damn I better wipe this shit off.
Wizards Gloss by WillIamiamimnot September 12, 2010

wizards-sleeve

an extra large and cavernous minge.
as he began to shag her he realised the entrance to her nunny was like a wizards sleeve.
wizards-sleeve by donkey snot August 15, 2003

Wizards Sleeve

When a ladies lower region has been hammered that much it has expanded and seems to have no end
"her snatch is like a wizards sleeze"
Wizards Sleeve by Chuck Hernandez January 26, 2004

wizards sleeve

A baggy fanny (may have an echo). usually showing signs of age and wear,in to which your wand fits, easily, but is far from a magical experience.
# is akin to throwing a sausage down the Channel tunnel
# See bucket fanny
why that slag of mine has such a large wizards sleeve she cant fit the sagging mess of a minge skin and piss flap in her pants so it hangs and whistles when she walks, leaving a smell of decomposing fish downwind
wizards sleeve by chap your lady October 25, 2003

Wizards cuff 

Particularly baggy vaginal outer lips.
" She had a clout like a wizards cuff!"
Wizards cuff by Jacko February 26, 2004

Wizards Sunday 

The name given to a Saturday that feels like a Sunday
"Dude, what day is it?"

"It's Saturday, Man"

"Oh, I guess it's a Wizards Sunday"
Wizards Sunday by blueturtlejelly November 16, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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