Pele

The supreme hawaiian god
also the valcano god

If U take a rock from hawaii Pele will mess w/ U!

by jacko July 09, 2004

Wizards cuff

Particularly baggy vaginal outer lips.

" She had a clout like a wizards cuff!"

by Jacko February 26, 2004

Sega 32X

I've always thought the 32X was a great idea, but ruined by the incredibly mediocre line-up of titles. Most were Mega Drive ports, such as Toughman Contest, Mortal Kombat II and WWF Raw.

Hell, all EA changed in Toughman Contest 32X was their EA Sports logo and a clearer sound effect. They may as well have got some surplus Mega Drive stock and rebadged them as 32X.

It's also quite sad when there's more titles canceled than there were released. The 32X almost had a decent line-up of games. Oh well.

Doom
Metal Head
DarXide
Stellar Assault
Star Wars Arcade
Virtua Racing Deluxe
Virtua Fighter
T-Mek

These are pretty much the only games that shown what the 32X was capable of at the time. The rest of it's library consists of ports of existing Mega Drive titles that bear little to no change.

by Jacko August 22, 2004

schwag

any product or thing of poor quality masking itself as a viable product.

Aquanet is the shwag of the hair care world, and Spam is the schwag of the meat world

by Jacko December 17, 2002

zif

Shortened form of as-if, used by those who find 'sif' to be a travesty of english. I mean really, " 'sif " would be alright, but sif, nah, while your killing the language, at least make it Phonetic.

zif you'd spell zif with an 's'

by Jacko November 29, 2003

ay papi

A horny way to call ur boifriend while having sex

Ay papi damelo mas duro

by jacko March 30, 2005

blick

Eng: (adj) an undefinable, incomprihsable state
German: View, vista

Its kinda like meh, bleh, or keh, or all those other "i have no identifiable emotions' words

today was fairly blick, i need a drink

by Jacko December 15, 2003