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wizards-sleeve

an extra large and cavernous minge.
as he began to shag her he realised the entrance to her nunny was like a wizards sleeve.
wizards-sleeve by donkey snot August 15, 2003
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Wizards Sleeve

When a ladies lower region has been hammered that much it has expanded and seems to have no end
"her snatch is like a wizards sleeze"
Wizards Sleeve by Chuck Hernandez January 26, 2004

wizards sleeve

A baggy fanny (may have an echo). usually showing signs of age and wear,in to which your wand fits, easily, but is far from a magical experience.
# is akin to throwing a sausage down the Channel tunnel
# See bucket fanny
why that slag of mine has such a large wizards sleeve she cant fit the sagging mess of a minge skin and piss flap in her pants so it hangs and whistles when she walks, leaving a smell of decomposing fish downwind
wizards sleeve by chap your lady October 25, 2003

Wizards Sleeve

Term for a rather slack vagina. (After childbirth, lots of sexual partners etc)
I went out with this chick and she was great but she had a pussy like a Wizards Sleeve.
Wizards Sleeve by Tartan terrorist December 23, 2005

wizards sleeve

when a womans fanny has expanded to the estent that it resembles the sleeve of merlin himself. due to many sexual partners or regular fornications with an unaccomadatable penis, one may find herself with a spacious v agina, stretched by much pounding. see also:- 'cave'
"i took it 3 times from adam last night - his dick is nine inches dont you know!"
"holy shit love, you must have a fanny like a wizards sleeve!"
wizards sleeve by annonymous15 November 6, 2006

wizards sleeve

a particularly baggy "pork casing"
I was giving her 'one'last night but i might as well having been watching parkinson cos she was as baggy as a wizards sleeve, mum.
wizards sleeve by churdler April 4, 2003

wizards sleeve

pete rutherford i.e a big fuckin cunt of a fanny that looks like a wizard
did you see that wizards sleeve cry like a bitch when he lost his contract
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