witpro

witness protection

- Full protection and immunity. Because he'll kill them both.
- All right. I'll bring Fiona and I'll task Interpol with Kerrianne. We'll witpro them.

by aragreeeen November 21, 2011

Witrospect

To look back on or contemplate on a past humorous situation and realize a more witty comment to have said.

When my wife asked me "Does this dress make me look fat?"
I said "No, honey."

In witrospect, I should have told her "No honey, the fat makes you look fat." To produce laughter amongst the guys.

by [B]Saint June 9, 2008

Witdrought

A long period of time without any sexual pleasure.
Durating usually a decade.

Steve is in a heavy witdrought after being turned down by another girl.

by sheymis November 9, 2007

withrowed

To be in a conversation with someone who hibitually goes way off topic, only to confuse and or anger others in the converstation.

The other day Brad totally withrowed me when we were talking about beavers in the pond, and he just went off about scat munching and how much he loves it.

by Herbert Wilson May 20, 2005

witppote

Abbreviation for "What Is The Pants Policy Of This Event?". Used in online invitations, facebook event pages, etc, when the poster wants to know if they have to, or are expected to, wear pants.

Since the creators of the pub crawl didn't specify on the e-vite, Zach had to ask witppote

by mayhem consultant July 8, 2014

Finn Wittrock

Peter “Finn Wittrock” is a 5’9 scorpio male with dark hair, blue/green eyes, and is 36 years young. He is also my husband, although he has no idea that I truly exist I will still stand by the fact that he IS the love of my life. I WILL STILL STAND BY THIS FACT ALTHOUGH HE IS A FATHER AND IN A COMPLETELY DEVOTED MARRIAGE, it doesn’t matter. Finn I am in deep love with you🧏🏻 ♀️

Friend: Hey y/n who’s finn wittrock?
Me: God.

by FinnWittrockLover July 29, 2021

witrock

A rarely intelectual being, Rather stupid, and a general nuiscance.
Can be located trying to kickflip 10 stairs and failing miserably.

Josh WITROCK fell off his skate board.

by Slash Beastleo December 29, 2003