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A rarely intelectual being, Rather stupid, and a general nuiscance.
Can be located trying to kickflip 10 stairs and failing miserably.
Josh WITROCK fell off his skate board.
witrock by Slash Beastleo December 29, 2003
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dr. witnock 

An 8th grade science teacher from The Midwest who loves her rocks. She's been teaching for over 30 years, and looks older, and is tougher than most of her rocks.
Hey did you take that test for Dr. Witnock?
Yeah, it was pretty hard.
dr. witnock by Megfowler1 October 18, 2015
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WiiRockers 

WiiRockers is a tourgroup from the guitar hero community.
There is a lot of gh playing going on.
Hi d00dz,i am now officially member of the wiirockers,i now may talk in the irc room
WiiRockers by QuincyWR March 13, 2009

Finn Wittrock 

Peter “Finn Wittrock” is a 5’9 scorpio male with dark hair, blue/green eyes, and is 36 years young. He is also my husband, although he has no idea that I truly exist I will still stand by the fact that he IS the love of my life. I WILL STILL STAND BY THIS FACT ALTHOUGH HE IS A FATHER AND IN A COMPLETELY DEVOTED MARRIAGE, it doesn’t matter. Finn I am in deep love with you🧏🏻 ♀️
Friend: Hey y/n who’s finn wittrock?
Me: God.

Wittrock 

A good for nothing exemplary emotional idiot who plays computer games all day and watches fish who has no life.
Wow look at that Wittrock!
Wittrock by 667uKI October 31, 2009

Finn Wittrock 

He is an actor who plays Dandy Mott in American Horror Story. I hate the guy.
Grace: Finn Wittrock is sexy.
Daniel: He is not.
Elise: He is poo
Finn Wittrock by Kitkat190306 April 1, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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