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to fall and destroy oneself so badly that the nipple begins to bleed
Hey guys, remember when Kyle WITHROW'D into the boat at the lakehouse?
Withrow by peenloon June 19, 2009
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A person that tends to stretch or lie about the smallest of things.
Dude i know you didnt have sex with her, dont be a withrow!
Withrow by usmcguy August 5, 2008

Withrow Mask 

It is when you are having anal intercourse and are about to come, you put your hand over her mouth & nose so that she sucks & gasps, thus clenching her ass cheeks really hard to a pleasurable climax.
I was fucking her from behind and decided that for my pleasure i would give her the "Withrow Mask", it was awsome!!!
Withrow Mask by JWit March 4, 2010

Karl Withrow 

Karl is a retarded pompous asshole who’s rich and likes getting loaded in all orifices and is afraid of kids named Connor. Karl usually has dad issues and is a cum guzzling blatant homosexual or formerly known as the alphabet mafia
Dude1: That guy over there is such a Karl withrow
Dise2: I know I hope my son won’t be one
Karl Withrow by Honkin rewards January 7, 2020

David Withrow

A true friend who will be there for you till the end. Sure sometimes there will be a fight between you and this person, but deep down inside this person truly does care for you. This is a person that will give you car rides home as well as any other favor for you (sexual, but not all the time). Towards the end of the day you will not be able to not think about this guy due to all the nice things he has done and the memories that will last a lifetime.
You are such a David Withrow, I love you man!
David Withrow by thatguy8711 May 29, 2020

withrawals 

Withrawals are the cravings felt by those missing the D i.e. Ho's not getting cock
Random Ho: Girl I haven't been laid in weeks, I'm suffering some major withrawals
withrawals by b-map May 22, 2014

withrowed 

To be in a conversation with someone who hibitually goes way off topic, only to confuse and or anger others in the converstation.
The other day Brad totally withrowed me when we were talking about beavers in the pond, and he just went off about scat munching and how much he loves it.
withrowed by Herbert Wilson May 20, 2005
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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