MARRIAGE

1)The root cause of divorce.
2)The most successful wealth transfer scheme ever invented.
3)A contract-that if presented to you by an agent/lawyer-would
be sufficient grounds for a legal malpractice suit.
4)One sure way that the state can stay involved in your
life.FOREVER.
5)The point at which regular good sex stops...and infrequent
sex for procreation,manipulation,and/or passive-aggressive
destruction begins.
6)An institution that should be scrapped in favor of 1-3-5
year contracts...Not that you'll be any happier.

Marriage is wonderful.I can see why gay couples want to share in the experience.

by L.MARTIN July 05, 2006

marriage

the number one cause of divorce

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

marriage

Betting someone half your shit you'll love them forever.

After pressuring me into marriage, Kendra now tells me that after 4 years she no longer loves me. So she gets to keep my house, my car, and my boat. I have to totally foot the bill to raise our children, and if I behave she'll let me see them every other weekend.

by cannonball967 July 15, 2015

Marriage

A never ending compromise

Guy 1: This is a never ending compromise

Guy 2: Ha ha like marriage

by The Original Kweej December 26, 2017

Marriage

It is when two people come together and choose to do what is best for their unit over each individual. Marriage is a legal contract that two parties make with each other and there are penalties for not continuously working on the marriage like you would a garden. Weeds will come in and plants will die if you don't water the garden. Same with a marriage. Both parties must work to keep each other happy and treat each other nice regardless of what tough times they are experiencing individually. Life is no longer just about you, it is about the team. When this happens, you will know you are in a real marriage.

We are in this marriage for the long run so we don't worry about the little things

by Dilemmas.co November 13, 2020

marriage

long term prostitution

Instead of paying full price at the strip club, Jim used marriage to setup a payment plan.

by longer34119 July 23, 2019

marriage

a licence to fuck

conservatives are big on protecting the sacred bond of marriage.

by krupa May 29, 2004