Winters Day

A strange and extreme sexual act where-by the male ejaculates, and try's his hardest to make his load shoot up his partners nose, whilst slapping her cheeks at such a force that they turn red, thus making the partner look as if though they have just been out all day in the winter, with rosey cheeks and a runny nose.

Gunther longed to give Eva a winters day.

Winters Day by J May 3, 2005

slower than snail snot on a winter day 

Something running very slow
slow moving person

Your moving slower than snail snot on a winter day

slower than snail snot on a winter day by bearhunter01 December 3, 2011

First Day of Winter Nude 

On the first day of every winter, anyone can use this coupon to receive a nude

Person 1: Yo girl, can I see sum

Person 2: Eww no

Person 1: But it's First Day of Winter Nude day
Person 2: Oh shit, that's my bad
*sends nude*

First Day of Winter Nude by . October 7, 2023

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter 

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter by Meep beep June 12, 2021

Dog Days of Winter 

A time of the year lasting from early January through mid February that is antiannum of Dog Days of Summer.

We're getting a lot of snow during the Dog Days of Winter.

Dog Days of Winter by cosmic user September 20, 2018

Dog Days of Winter 

When it is so cold out that you don't mind holding a steaming bag of dog poo in your hand.

Hey don't shake hands with Ed because of the dog days of winter.

Dog Days of Winter by Sedona Haver January 28, 2011