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A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! — Lovers who have their priorities exactly right. At a certain point all we have are the memories we create together. You don’t need much else.
“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!” just means: In this moment all I need is you and maybe a little wine might be nice too. But, if I have “you” I might not even need the wine either.
“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!” just means: In this moment all I need is you and maybe a little wine might be nice too. But, if I have “you” I might not even need the wine either.
Husband:
“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou.”
Wife:
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! And if there’s no wine, all I need in this moment is you.
“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou.”
Wife:
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! And if there’s no wine, all I need in this moment is you.
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 22, 2023
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freezer wine by Seminole Heights Rich June 18, 2014
Franklin Wine Cooler
An alcoholic beverage made by mixing cheap red wine and orange soda. Usually Carlo Rossi Burgundy wine. Originated in Franklin, Massachusetts.
"Hey kid, swing by Anne's Market and grab some wine and orange soda. Franklin wine coolers tonight!"
Franklin Wine Cooler by Abar42 July 23, 2015
Osmanthus Wine
Osmanthus Wine is, pretty self explanatorily, a type of wine made out of osmanthus, a plant that grows on the form of shrubs or small trees (mainly on Asia).
Commonly used as a joke between Genshin Impact players, as it is part of a voiceline repetitively said by the character Zhongli;
“Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember, but where are those who share the memory?”
Nobody knows what the memory is, now who are “those who share it”.
Commonly used as a joke between Genshin Impact players, as it is part of a voiceline repetitively said by the character Zhongli;
“Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember, but where are those who share the memory?”
Nobody knows what the memory is, now who are “those who share it”.
Person A: “I finally drank Osmanthus Wine after so long.”
Person B: “Does it taste the same as you remembered?”
Person A: “Yes, but where are those who share the memory?”
Person B: “Does it taste the same as you remembered?”
Person A: “Yes, but where are those who share the memory?”
Osmanthus Wine by Thebringerofwordsiguess August 28, 2021
Wine pon you
Wine pon you by Leomaraj October 2, 2021
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