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according to dane cook, windextor is the ghost that comes out of the windex bottle when in is set between mist and laser mode. he will cleanse your soul.

DANE COOK: i'm telling you, whenever you use a windex bottle, never put that shit half way. always make sure its lined up. there's no joke here, don't do that. bad things happen to good people. i know somebodys going to go home tonight and be like hold on i wanna try this shit. what happens if you don't line it up i just wanna see. what if when you did that a fucking ghost came out of it?

Ahahaha. he told you not to!! ahahahaha! i am windextor! i will clean your soul!

windextor by windextor October 2, 2006

Words you can keep

Windectomy

A procedure for those with their head so far up their rectum they need a window implanted in their stomach to be able to see.

Foreman: "Damnit, gump! You need a friggin windectomy, I swear it'd help you"

Apprentice: "Is that a real thing? Maybe I should look into it..."

Windectomy by O_Fiddle_Stix June 27, 2014

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hershey windstorm

Performing an act of oral copulation while the receiving party is in the midst of defecation.

The term "brown-nosing" took on an entirely new and altogether more literal meaning when Jane discovered that Bob had a case of explosive diarreah whilst she was in the midst of giving him a hershey windstorm.

hershey windstorm by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 8, 2004

Winestorming

Home remodel DIY ideas that start flowing after multiple glasses of wine. Usually involves demolition that wasn't intended, and expensive trips to lumber yards or landscaping supply stores.

During a winestorming event we decided we could easily demolish that wall.

Winestorming by Wntdone September 24, 2016

egyptian windstorm

The act of farting in a girls face while in a 69 position.

I gave Linds an Egyptian windstorm last nigh and she was pissed

egyptian windstorm by bruce the duce September 6, 2009

Chicago Windstorm

When your giving our woman anal and she farts on your dick.

That Bitch gave me a Chicago windstorm and I threw her out the door.

Chicago Windstorm by Soultaker5 November 17, 2006

Windstorm

The act of a female queefing on you

Dude, we were doing it so hard last night, and she totally windstormed me

Windstorm by baseball20114 March 9, 2011

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

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