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hershey windstorm 

Performing an act of oral copulation while the receiving party is in the midst of defecation.
The term "brown-nosing" took on an entirely new and altogether more literal meaning when Jane discovered that Bob had a case of explosive diarreah whilst she was in the midst of giving him a hershey windstorm.
hershey windstorm by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 8, 2004

Winestorming

Home remodel DIY ideas that start flowing after multiple glasses of wine. Usually involves demolition that wasn't intended, and expensive trips to lumber yards or landscaping supply stores.
During a winestorming event we decided we could easily demolish that wall.
Winestorming by Wntdone September 24, 2016

egyptian windstorm 

The act of farting in a girls face while in a 69 position.
I gave Linds an Egyptian windstorm last nigh and she was pissed
egyptian windstorm by bruce the duce September 6, 2009

Chicago Windstorm 

When your giving our woman anal and she farts on your dick.
That Bitch gave me a Chicago windstorm and I threw her out the door.
Chicago Windstorm by Soultaker5 November 17, 2006
The act of a female queefing on you
Dude, we were doing it so hard last night, and she totally windstormed me
Windstorm by baseball20114 March 9, 2011

Fart in a Windstorm 

When something or someone is extremely elusive. Disappearing quickly and unexplainable.
When the cops pulled up, the crack whore disappeared like a fart in a windstorm.