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Assatol

A condition where someone is lacking buttocks, at all.

Me: Man, she's got an assatol!

Friend: She's got a what?
Me: An assatol, as in, she ain't got no ass at all!

Assatol by O_Fiddle_Stix September 3, 2016

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A procedure for those with their head so far up their rectum they need a window implanted in their stomach to be able to see.

Foreman: "Damnit, gump! You need a friggin windectomy, I swear it'd help you"

Apprentice: "Is that a real thing? Maybe I should look into it..."

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