A procedure for those with their head so far up their rectum they need a window implanted in their stomach to be able to see.
Foreman: "Damnit, gump! You need a friggin windectomy, I swear it'd help you"
Apprentice: "Is that a real thing? Maybe I should look into it..."
Apprentice: "Is that a real thing? Maybe I should look into it..."
by O_Fiddle_Stix June 27, 2014
Me: Man, she's got an assatol!
Friend: She's got a what?
Me: An assatol, as in, she ain't got no ass at all!
Friend: She's got a what?
Me: An assatol, as in, she ain't got no ass at all!
by O_Fiddle_Stix September 03, 2016