wimpus

any unknown object, piece of junk, or obscure sign.

dude, what's that?
a wimpus.
a what???
a wimpus.
what's that?
a wimpus, you wuss.

wimpus by bob p August 30, 2008

wimpess 

A young affluent woman, often from California, who embraces media-created values and the consumer culture. Often used as a synonym for "valley girl".

The mall will be flooded with wimpesses today.

wimpess by Dimatory December 5, 2017

Wumpus 

The true hero and mascot of Discord. Sometimes trips over cables and causes parts of Discord to go offline.

"Wumpus tripped during his morning cereal run," @discordapp tweeted.

Wumpus by discord is my city August 12, 2018

Wumpus 

1. A chracter who hides in a grid from the game "Hunt the Wumpus"

2. A mascot for Discord

3. Part of the Discord hypesquad lore, a mythical creature wich was awaken to destroy The Great Evil Spirit
(source: the "Discord" youtube channel)

1. I found the Wumpus!
2. A: Woah the mascot for discord looks sick! B: Ikr, did you know it's called a Wumpus?
3. IT'S A WUMPUS!

Wumpus by Lavodan August 17, 2018

Wumpus 

A fictional creature who hides in a digital grid, and gives you only a few chances to find him.

Im hunting the wumpus

Wumpus by Brandon Foltz August 9, 2006

Cocky-Wampus 

Something that is messed up or disorganized.

The bed sheets are cocky-wampus

Cocky-Wampus by MeepAttack August 13, 2012

caddy wampus 

not straight, not square, not level, i.e. "crooked"

Those wingnuts that framed the house were stupid and now the walls and floor are all caddy wampus

caddy wampus by littlekicker November 2, 2009