willet wallet

noun a leatherbound case for willets (turds stuck to a dick after anal sex), sometimes as large as an art portfolio.

Elton John never tours the world without his willet wallet.

by birdyharrison October 5, 2017

phone-keys-wallet

the quick mental checklist that all men go through before they go anywhere. very useful when high or intoxicated. the order of the 3 items may change from man to man.

Guy 1: hey man you wanna go get some KFC?
Guy 2: yeah...hang on.... phone-keys-wallet,......alright lets go

by moodybluesman April 1, 2009

Wallet rape

see steam sale

It's Steam Christmas Sale.
Wallet rape is imminent.

by Shezzar January 8, 2014

Prison wallet

The anal cavity of a convict, used to store valued possessions like drugs and weapons. Keistering is the fine art of stashing and withdrawing items from the prison wallet.

How'd he get that shit past security?
Easy, he just stashed it in his prison wallet.

by K. Washington July 26, 2016

walking wallet

(noun) A spouse or significant other whose only role is that of financial support. Generally, said walking wallet often remains in the relationship for want of sex. The walking wallet is normally the antithesis of the golddigger or its male equivalent.

After he became married to Susan and fathered kids, she cut off the sex and closeness, and John became the walking wallet.

by Lefty September 11, 2005

rusty wallet

when feces gets in the vagina in any way. or a feces encrusted vagina. term comes from "rusty trombone, and ham wallet"

by wiping from back to front, she gave herself a rusty wallet

by rusty wallacce April 15, 2010

obese wallet

Referring to a wallet filled with tons of cash. West coast rapper Sayef Aranki aka Analyst founded the term. He's said to have first used the term in one of his tracks entitled "Victory Freestyle."

Victory Freestyle: "I stay starvin' thats the way I keep my wallet obese"

Term used in sentence: "Yea I'm slim, but I got an obese wallet"

by Marc Soto January 9, 2008