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Definitions by Lefty

weather porn 

(noun) Footage of severe weather causing damage or incredible phenomena, which are enjoyable and gratifying to the viewers. Weather porn is a common product of storm chasers and news stations. Tornadoes are by far the most common subject of weather porn, but hurricanes, thunderstorms and flooding events can produce effective weather porn. Some weather porn may involve no damage, such as a view of the storm itself. In this context, a good money shot is a closeup of the storm doing damage.

Weather-related video clips that include title/keywords such as "Incredible," "Amazing," "Deadly" and other superlatives are often a good marker of weather porn.
The Super Outbreak of 2011 seemed to result in a similar outbreak of weather porn!
weather porn by Lefty September 25, 2013
<Guy1> Man, this girl had amazing ones!
<Guy1> (. Y .) *_*
(. Y .) by Lefty June 22, 2006

walking wallet 

(noun) A spouse or significant other whose only role is that of financial support. Generally, said walking wallet often remains in the relationship for want of sex. The walking wallet is normally the antithesis of the golddigger or its male equivalent.
After he became married to Susan and fathered kids, she cut off the sex and closeness, and John became the walking wallet.
walking wallet by Lefty September 11, 2005

town drunk 

The man or woman most known in your particular municipality for drinking. Normally homeless, normally seen drunk (even in the daytime).
The hobo with a bottle in his hand in your public square right now!
town drunk by Lefty May 4, 2005
Discovering new music makes me feel all jibbly.
jibbly by Lefty March 1, 2005

PoE Hive Mind 

Named after the special variant of groupthink that exists at Portal of Evil. Those with a dissenting opinion against the target du jour will be set upon like pirahnas upon a drowning pig. Common pejoratives include "FAG" and "Furry."
PoE Hive Mind by Lefty February 4, 2005
Strategically Placed Hole - used by plushophiles to simulate an entry point for sex in a plushie. Also works for fursuits.
"I made a great SPH in my Barney plushie!"
SPH by Lefty January 24, 2005