Lefty's definitions

lefty

one who masturbates with their left hand, especially if they are right handed while doing everything else

"dude i masturbate with my left hand"
"i thot u were right handed"
"well for jackin it, im a lefty..so u can call me lefty"

by lefty September 12, 2004

(. Y .)

ascii Boobs

<Guy1> Man, this girl had amazing ones!
<Guy1> (. Y .) *_*

by Lefty June 22, 2006

PoE Hive Mind

Named after the special variant of groupthink that exists at Portal of Evil. Those with a dissenting opinion against the target du jour will be set upon like pirahnas upon a drowning pig. Common pejoratives include "FAG" and "Furry."

"You like that site? FAG!"

by Lefty February 4, 2005

walking wallet

(noun) A spouse or significant other whose only role is that of financial support. Generally, said walking wallet often remains in the relationship for want of sex. The walking wallet is normally the antithesis of the golddigger or its male equivalent.

After he became married to Susan and fathered kids, she cut off the sex and closeness, and John became the walking wallet.

by Lefty September 11, 2005

Duck Butter

A jersey nickname for that one guy on the softball team who's office always reaks of ball sweat.

Our Left Fielder, Dominic, is better known as Duck Butter

by Lefty August 5, 2004

< *

1. (<)Less than (*)everything
2. Something sucks so bad, its worse than everything.

Gym class < *

by Lefty January 2, 2004

wicking

The act of dipping one's genitals (usually male) into the mouth of another, sleeping person (of either sex). Known to be an adolescent prank.

Whoa, did you see it? Dave totally wicked Bradley!

by Lefty December 14, 2004