17 definitions by Lefty

(noun) A spouse or significant other whose only role is that of financial support. Generally, said walking wallet often remains in the relationship for want of sex. The walking wallet is normally the antithesis of the golddigger or its male equivalent.
After he became married to Susan and fathered kids, she cut off the sex and closeness, and John became the walking wallet.
by Lefty August 29, 2005
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To execute without due process of law, especially to hang, as by a mob.
We were going to lynch Mr. Clyde because he didn't have a new shipment of potatoes last sundee.
by Lefty July 1, 2003
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The act of dipping one's genitals (usually male) into the mouth of another, sleeping person (of either sex). Known to be an adolescent prank.
Whoa, did you see it? Dave totally wicked Bradley!
by Lefty December 14, 2004
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Ma hut is o'er dem der hills
by Lefty December 1, 2004
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Named after the special variant of groupthink that exists at Portal of Evil. Those with a dissenting opinion against the target du jour will be set upon like pirahnas upon a drowning pig. Common pejoratives include "FAG" and "Furry."
by Lefty February 5, 2005
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The man or woman most known in your particular municipality for drinking. Normally homeless, normally seen drunk (even in the daytime).
The hobo with a bottle in his hand in your public square right now!
by Lefty May 5, 2005
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A jersey nickname for that one guy on the softball team who's office always reaks of ball sweat.
Our Left Fielder, Dominic, is better known as Duck Butter
by Lefty August 5, 2004
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