Lefty's definitions

walking wallet

(noun) A spouse or significant other whose only role is that of financial support. Generally, said walking wallet often remains in the relationship for want of sex. The walking wallet is normally the antithesis of the golddigger or its male equivalent.

After he became married to Susan and fathered kids, she cut off the sex and closeness, and John became the walking wallet.

by Lefty September 11, 2005

mushrooms

a poisonous fungi grown mostly in shit or on damp logs, that makes you get in touch with your holographic spirit, oh and you trip. the trip lasts for 4 to 8 hours. try some dutch shrooms. goddamn.

by lefty September 16, 2003

lubberly

When something is especially lovely
Used mostly on the internet.

I had a lubberly time with Mary last night!

by Lefty December 20, 2004

lefty

one who masturbates with their left hand, especially if they are right handed while doing everything else

"dude i masturbate with my left hand"
"i thot u were right handed"
"well for jackin it, im a lefty..so u can call me lefty"

by lefty September 12, 2004

< *

1. (<)Less than (*)everything
2. Something sucks so bad, its worse than everything.

Gym class < *

by Lefty January 2, 2004

wicking

The act of dipping one's genitals (usually male) into the mouth of another, sleeping person (of either sex). Known to be an adolescent prank.

Whoa, did you see it? Dave totally wicked Bradley!

by Lefty December 14, 2004

(. Y .)

ascii Boobs

<Guy1> Man, this girl had amazing ones!
<Guy1> (. Y .) *_*

by Lefty June 22, 2006