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Of or related to a wife. Variation of wifel.
She chose to be an at home mother whose wifal duties including transporting children to various social activities.
wifal by Gregory V. Richardson February 7, 2004
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Acronym for "when I fucking feel like it." Useful as a catch-all answer for when you're going to get something done.
Boss: When are those floors gonna get swept?
Employee: Wiffli.

A: When are we going to the store tomorrow, anyway?
B: Probably wiffli and not before.

I'll get to it wiffli, man. Don't get all bent out of shape.
wiffli by Talmanes November 17, 2007
Related Words
wifal wifalas Wiffle wiffleball wisal Wifa wifail wifle WIFLI Wical

Wifeltini 

A term of endearment, encompassing all of the elegance and class that a martini represents.

An elaboration of the term 'Wifey' to imply more than just a label of claim.
Amanda is such a sweetheart, i had to put a ring on it and make her my wifeltini.
Wifeltini by HispanicPanic August 25, 2011

Wifl (pronounced Wiffle) 

Wifl- (noun) West Islip for life is a person born and raised in West Islip,NY who upon reaching adulthood never leaves and raises their own family in West Islip. Wifl's can be seen at West Islip High School sporting events wearing their High School letter jackets long after their children have graduated screaming "Come on Boy's/Girl's" "Lets Go W -I".
Check out that Wifl (pronounced wiffle) up there in the stands. Let it go dude, we know you won the Rutgers Trophy in 1985.

Xandir P. Wifflebottom 

Xandir is a stereotype of a homosexual man on the Comedy Central cartoon "Drawn Together".
He had come out of the closet in the episode "Gay Bash" from season one and has had a LOT of Gay Sex (And I mean a LOT- Huge, HUGE AMOUNTS OF IT). He's also been with Captain Hero's friend Tim Thomason (which is debatably Captain Hero in disguise), and is hurt numerous times throughout the series mainly by Captain Hero.

And, he is possibly the best character on the show.
"Oh, Fuck Me."

~Xandir P. Wifflebottom
is a female name usually given to individuals who are smart, cute, they love cats, horses, gorillas, and very fine things. they have great physical features such as a great rack and an amazing ass. Wisal's are usually modestly dressed, and are very caring, and very rare. if you have one in your life YOU BETTER HOLD ON TO THEM!
dude: i'm sorry, i dont think thing's are gonna work out.

girl: why?! i thought u loved me!?
dude: your not wisal enough!
girl: fml...
wisal by lalalagirl5543 December 30, 2011
Pronounced "wih-flea." Abbreviation as in "whenever I feel like it," prompted by the increasing commonality of such insidious acronyms as COB (close of business) and EOD (end of day). Meant for use when "the man" starts to wear us down. WIFLI.
"Did you rec. that TPS report? I need a response by COB Wednesday." "Sure, I'll have that to you WIFLI."
WIFLI by MCostello June 11, 2006
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1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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