WIFA

Wannabe In Fifa A.K.A someone who will never be making it to FIFA and the closest thing they got to being in FIFA is Cristiano Ronaldo hair.

Do you see those guys they are such WIFA players... they'll never make it to FIFA.

by Ty-Lily Oof October 5, 2018

Wifa

Slang term for marijuana

Wanna smoke some wifa?

by Mr.Kenobi October 21, 2022

Wifa

To perform a culturally white action "with a" (wif a) white person by association making them white. Opposite of a wigger.

Pronounced "why-fuh"

1.
Ali: "Hey dude."
Caleb: "Hey bro. Watchu up to?"

Ali: "Facetiming my dog?"
Caleb: "You're just another black person trying to fit in with us whites, or should I say, wifa."

2.
Starbucks barista: "Hi, how can I help you?"
Ali: "I'd like a venti, half-whole milk, one quarter 1%, one quarter non-fat, extra hot, split quad shots (1 1/2 shots decaf, 2 1/2 shots regular), no foam latte please"
Barista: *Shakes head "Such a wifa."

by wedge212 March 19, 2015

wifawesome

Someone who is a little Miss Susie Homemaker, who is awesomely funny and good-looking, and would make an awesome wife, but is not yet one. Wifawesomes tend to enjoy baking cookies, taking care of others, cooking, cleaning, and arranging fresh flowers. They love children and animals and always have painted toenails. Most people feel extremely comfortable around a wifawesome because they have warm, welcoming personalities. They enjoy sex (but are not slutty) and tend to make men melt, yet remain single. Wifawesomes are smart and resourceful. It is a common physical trait for a wifawesome to have dimples and a sparkling smile.

Single guy says to single really great girl, "I can't believe you are still single. You are such a wifawesome and one day you are going to make someone a really awesome wife." Single really great girl says, "I know! I mean, I enjoy baking and cleaning and would have sex with my husband no less than 5 times a week. I'm such a wifawesome, I'm surprised I'm not an awesome wife yet too."

by wifawesome/tigersud March 10, 2009

WiFart

A brief period where your wireless network card, usb stick, access point or router drops out for no apparent reason.

Usually, this seems to happen mainly with Belkin routers and cards...

My router just had a giant WiFart, but it seems to have recovered now

by KaraokeStu August 23, 2010

wifanker

1) a cheapskate who refuses to get wifi on his phone or at his home and runs from one hot spot to another to get free wifi
2) someone who is more interested in texting on his/her phone than talking to the person they with

1) Two friends at a bar:

guy 1: "Is Charlie coming tonight?"
guy 2: "Charlie? No way, man - that fucking wifanker doesn't go anywhere there's no free wifi"

2) "I love this place - no fucking wifankers around - just people conversating"

3) girlfriend to girlfriend:

gf1: "So, how was your new date last night"
gf2: "What a waste of time - he turned out to be such a fucking wifanker"

by Rolee January 4, 2017

wifail

A term used to describe how much of a miserable failure as marketed by companies pushing to make money off people thinking it was a decent alternative to the almighty cat-5.

"I have no network access! My WiFail is fucked again!
"Dude, ditch your WiFail and go back to the traditional stuff."

by mooodi May 20, 2007