wifail
A term used to describe how much of a miserable failure as marketed by companies pushing to make money off people thinking it was a decent alternative to the almighty cat-5.
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wtfail
wtfail by BernitaThePurpleDinosaur January 13, 2009
winfail
the word winfail is used to describe those moments when someone or something fails so hard that it actually wins. winfail can be a noun but it can also be a verb too.
Anchorman on Live News: Keep f*cking that chicken!
Guy: LMAOOO WIIIIIN!!
Buddy: wow. FAIL.
Friend: Oh hoho thats a WINFAIL!
Guy: LMAOOO WIIIIIN!!
Buddy: wow. FAIL.
Friend: Oh hoho thats a WINFAIL!
winfail by edyStaaang September 13, 2011
Wifilence
When a person doesn't speak out loud for an entire day but still manages to communicate regularly.
Becomes even more of a phenomenon when nobody notices that the person hasn't spoken
A sign of being a Zombot
Becomes even more of a phenomenon when nobody notices that the person hasn't spoken
A sign of being a Zombot
Man 1: "Ted has worked here for weeks and I just realized I've never heard his voice."
Manuel: "Yea, He's taken a vow of Wifilence."
Manuel: "Yea, He's taken a vow of Wifilence."
Wifilence by RolandoPico May 10, 2011
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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