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A term used to describe how much of a miserable failure as marketed by companies pushing to make money off people thinking it was a decent alternative to the almighty cat-5.

"I have no network access! My WiFail is fucked again!
"Dude, ditch your WiFail and go back to the traditional stuff."

wifail by mooodi May 20, 2007

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Wifail

a term used to express the failure or inefficiency of your wifi connection; pronounced wy-fail
Copyright Derrick from SA, TX

Chris: Hello...
Chris: are you still there?
Chris: Hello...
Derrick: I was disconected again, stupid wifi
Chris: dude, you've got wifail

Wifail by ChrisSATX September 6, 2009

Related Words

wifail • WINFAIL • wtfail • wifal • wifalas • Wifilence • Wifilter • wifily • wilaila • wtfaila

wifail

a win directly followed by a fail and vice-versa

"I broke and fixed my iphone all in the span of 5 minutes. WIFAIL"

wifail by bantika February 18, 2010

wtfaila

(abb.) What the fuck am I looking at.

Person 1: *posts picture of fat bitch shoving a doll into her vagina*
Person 2: wtfaila?

wtfaila by do it fgt November 26, 2011

wtfail

Basically, What the fail.

Dude: I Love You Man
Girl: Wtfail
Other guy: Lol

wtfail by BernitaThePurpleDinosaur January 13, 2009

winfail

the word winfail is used to describe those moments when someone or something fails so hard that it actually wins. winfail can be a noun but it can also be a verb too.

Anchorman on Live News: Keep f*cking that chicken!

Guy: LMAOOO WIIIIIN!!

Buddy: wow. FAIL.

Friend: Oh hoho thats a WINFAIL!

winfail by edyStaaang September 13, 2011

Wifilence

When a person doesn't speak out loud for an entire day but still manages to communicate regularly.

Becomes even more of a phenomenon when nobody notices that the person hasn't spoken

A sign of being a Zombot

Man 1: "Ted has worked here for weeks and I just realized I've never heard his voice."

Manuel: "Yea, He's taken a vow of Wifilence."

Wifilence by RolandoPico May 10, 2011

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026