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A wifle is the loaded Smith&Wesson-of-a-Wife with Husband on the end of the barrel. This means temperamental, fully loaded and dangerous. It is when to safely store YOURSELF as the husband away in a locked safe or cabinet.
HEY PAUL, ARE YOU COMING OUT FOR SOME BEERS TONIGHT?

PAUL: Sorry my wifle is at risk of unfriendly fire and fully loaded at that.
wifle by Treebonics May 6, 2019
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a cool dude on tiktok that’s very nice and is in love with @jeanscommiebitch and you should follow him lipbite
do you follow wifle?
no who is that?
you’re a bozo...😒
wifle by rciluvrr March 13, 2021
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a cool dude on tiktok that’s very nice and is in love with @jeanscommiebitch and you should follow him lipbite
do you follow wifle?
no who is that?
you’re a bozo...😒
wifle by rciluvrr March 13, 2021

Wifle Rifle

A "phrase" describing your penis. "Wife"le" Rifle
"I shot my wifle rifle in her"
"I cocked and fired my wifle rifle on her face"
Wifle Rifle by madotter January 8, 2009

Wazer Wifle 

A laser rifle from Fallout 3 and Fallout 4.
In fallout 3 you can buy it from Biwwy in Little Lamplight for 500 caps.
In fallout 4 it can't be gotten without the use of console commands.
I suwe did! Five hundwed caps, and this Wazer Wifle's aww youws!
Wazer Wifle by Akame Chan July 8, 2019

Wife's Boyfriend 

The dumbass that makes me go to bed at 7:30 even though it's the weekend.
No Wife's Boyfriend Carl, I dont want to go to bed! I'm not even tired yet and it's Saturday.

Hot slut wife 

A premiscouis married woman who has sexual relations with other men outside the bonds of matrimony

with her husband's approval. Usually while the husband watches or joins when he's present.
Christine is a hot slut wife, not only does she look great,but she loves to screw other men with and without her husband with her. That doesn't that make her so terrible

Hotwife slut shared wife cuckold
cuckoldress
Hot slut wife by fathed420 December 10, 2015
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