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wiffleball by Anonymous April 27, 2003
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Wiffleball bat
A slang term for a penis. This was invented by many rappers/hip-hop artists throughout music history. It is usually used in the context "beat her with a wiffleball bat." or other variants such as "brought my wiffleball bat."
Girlfreind "Hey, wanna come over?"
Guy "I'll bring my wiffleball bat."
Or this:
Girl "I can't believe you cheated on me! Were over! "
Guy "I'll beat you with my wiffleball bat, bitch!"
Guy "I'll bring my wiffleball bat."
Or this:
Girl "I can't believe you cheated on me! Were over! "
Guy "I'll beat you with my wiffleball bat, bitch!"
Wiffleball bat by Gangsta254 December 3, 2009
Tossing The Wiffleball
An act in which three partners (2 girls 1 guy) engage in a sexual activity. In said activity the guy has sexual intercourse (vaginal or anal) with girl A proceeding to ejaculate inside of her. Girl A then proceeds to stand over girl B (whilst girl B opens up either her vagina or anus) and girl A release the "wiffleball" into girl B.
Brian- Dude, I hooked up Susan and Naomi last night.
Justin- Were they Tossing the Wiffleball?
Brian- Of course
Justin- Your sick
Brian- I know
Justin- Were they Tossing the Wiffleball?
Brian- Of course
Justin- Your sick
Brian- I know
Tossing The Wiffleball by The Tossking March 7, 2010
Fairfax Wiffleball
A club that was created at Fairfax High School in 2009. The Fairfax Wiffleball club was filled with so many elite wiffleball players that it sparked the actual term Fairfax Wiffleball, which refers to an elite wiffleball league. It can also be used as Fairfax Wiffleballer which means an elite player or an all-star wiffleball player. The term can be traced back to it's three genious creators.
Kevin: Hey are you joining Fairfax Wiffleball?
Chris: Hell yeah that jaint is sick!
Alex: Why wouldn't you join it? It's stacked with wiffleballers.
Chris: Hell yeah that jaint is sick!
Alex: Why wouldn't you join it? It's stacked with wiffleballers.
Fairfax Wiffleball by OfficialWiffleball November 14, 2009
Maryland Wiffleball Bat
inserting a wifflebat into your friends anus, then proceeding to go crazy while going in and out then proceeding to jizz, throw up, and piss on the bat. After all that, you feed it to them
Maryland Wiffleball Bat by bdo17 May 6, 2024
wiffle ball
wiffle ball by justin May 11, 2004
wafflebellies
A "groupie" for racecar drivers. The distinctive cross-patterns on their bellies are acquired by wearing a halter top and tightly pressing their over-tanned bodies up against the chain link fence which separates them from their objects of desire (the racecar drivers).
The cross patterns closely resemble the patterns (but perhaps the the inverse) of those seen in Belgian waffles.
The cross patterns closely resemble the patterns (but perhaps the the inverse) of those seen in Belgian waffles.
Wow dude, I was at a dirt track race in Topeka last week and some drunk wafflebellies saw my Dale Jr. hat and totally started necking on me. After my hickies go away, let's go back out there and get'r'done!
wafflebellies by Seth Chapin September 6, 2007
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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