wiffleball
wiffleball by Anonymous April 27, 2003
Words you can keep
Wiffleball bat
A slang term for a penis. This was invented by many rappers/hip-hop artists throughout music history. It is usually used in the context "beat her with a wiffleball bat." or other variants such as "brought my wiffleball bat."
Girlfreind "Hey, wanna come over?"
Guy "I'll bring my wiffleball bat."
Or this:
Girl "I can't believe you cheated on me! Were over! "
Guy "I'll beat you with my wiffleball bat, bitch!"
Guy "I'll bring my wiffleball bat."
Or this:
Girl "I can't believe you cheated on me! Were over! "
Guy "I'll beat you with my wiffleball bat, bitch!"
Wiffleball bat by Gangsta254 December 3, 2009
Tossing The Wiffleball
An act in which three partners (2 girls 1 guy) engage in a sexual activity. In said activity the guy has sexual intercourse (vaginal or anal) with girl A proceeding to ejaculate inside of her. Girl A then proceeds to stand over girl B (whilst girl B opens up either her vagina or anus) and girl A release the "wiffleball" into girl B.
Brian- Dude, I hooked up Susan and Naomi last night.
Justin- Were they Tossing the Wiffleball?
Brian- Of course
Justin- Your sick
Brian- I know
Justin- Were they Tossing the Wiffleball?
Brian- Of course
Justin- Your sick
Brian- I know
Tossing The Wiffleball by The Tossking March 7, 2010
Fairfax Wiffleball
A club that was created at Fairfax High School in 2009. The Fairfax Wiffleball club was filled with so many elite wiffleball players that it sparked the actual term Fairfax Wiffleball, which refers to an elite wiffleball league. It can also be used as Fairfax Wiffleballer which means an elite player or an all-star wiffleball player. The term can be traced back to it's three genious creators.
Kevin: Hey are you joining Fairfax Wiffleball?
Chris: Hell yeah that jaint is sick!
Alex: Why wouldn't you join it? It's stacked with wiffleballers.
Chris: Hell yeah that jaint is sick!
Alex: Why wouldn't you join it? It's stacked with wiffleballers.
Fairfax Wiffleball by OfficialWiffleball November 14, 2009
Maryland Wiffleball Bat
inserting a wifflebat into your friends anus, then proceeding to go crazy while going in and out then proceeding to jizz, throw up, and piss on the bat. After all that, you feed it to them
Maryland Wiffleball Bat by bdo17 May 6, 2024
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wiffle ball by justin May 11, 2004
wafflebellies
A "groupie" for racecar drivers. The distinctive cross-patterns on their bellies are acquired by wearing a halter top and tightly pressing their over-tanned bodies up against the chain link fence which separates them from their objects of desire (the racecar drivers).
The cross patterns closely resemble the patterns (but perhaps the the inverse) of those seen in Belgian waffles.
The cross patterns closely resemble the patterns (but perhaps the the inverse) of those seen in Belgian waffles.
Wow dude, I was at a dirt track race in Topeka last week and some drunk wafflebellies saw my Dale Jr. hat and totally started necking on me. After my hickies go away, let's go back out there and get'r'done!
wafflebellies by Seth Chapin September 6, 2007
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026