wiffleball

the only, truly good substitution for baseball

sam plays wiffleball at pupque

by Anonymous April 27, 2003

Wiffleball bat

A slang term for a penis. This was invented by many rappers/hip-hop artists throughout music history. It is usually used in the context "beat her with a wiffleball bat." or other variants such as "brought my wiffleball bat."

Girlfreind "Hey, wanna come over?"

Guy "I'll bring my wiffleball bat."

Or this:

Girl "I can't believe you cheated on me! Were over! "

Guy "I'll beat you with my wiffleball bat, bitch!"

by Gangsta254 December 3, 2009

Tossing The Wiffleball

An act in which three partners (2 girls 1 guy) engage in a sexual activity. In said activity the guy has sexual intercourse (vaginal or anal) with girl A proceeding to ejaculate inside of her. Girl A then proceeds to stand over girl B (whilst girl B opens up either her vagina or anus) and girl A release the "wiffleball" into girl B.

Brian- Dude, I hooked up Susan and Naomi last night.

Justin- Were they Tossing the Wiffleball?

Brian- Of course

Justin- Your sick

Brian- I know

by The Tossking March 7, 2010

Fairfax Wiffleball

A club that was created at Fairfax High School in 2009. The Fairfax Wiffleball club was filled with so many elite wiffleball players that it sparked the actual term Fairfax Wiffleball, which refers to an elite wiffleball league. It can also be used as Fairfax Wiffleballer which means an elite player or an all-star wiffleball player. The term can be traced back to it's three genious creators.

Kevin: Hey are you joining Fairfax Wiffleball?

Chris: Hell yeah that jaint is sick!

Alex: Why wouldn't you join it? It's stacked with wiffleballers.

by OfficialWiffleball November 14, 2009

Maryland Wiffleball Bat

inserting a wifflebat into your friends anus, then proceeding to go crazy while going in and out then proceeding to jizz, throw up, and piss on the bat. After all that, you feed it to them

Person 1: "Look Cole fell asleep"

Person 2: "Im gonna give him a maryland wiffleball bat"

by bdo17 May 6, 2024

wiffle ball

the single greatest backyard, street, and beach game ever created! ever ever

" yo brian wanna go play wiffle ball"
" fuckin yea lets go... Im up first!"

by justin May 11, 2004

wafflebellies

A "groupie" for racecar drivers. The distinctive cross-patterns on their bellies are acquired by wearing a halter top and tightly pressing their over-tanned bodies up against the chain link fence which separates them from their objects of desire (the racecar drivers).

The cross patterns closely resemble the patterns (but perhaps the the inverse) of those seen in Belgian waffles.

Wow dude, I was at a dirt track race in Topeka last week and some drunk wafflebellies saw my Dale Jr. hat and totally started necking on me. After my hickies go away, let's go back out there and get'r'done!

by Seth Chapin September 6, 2007