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A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
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by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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An 'out of the box' description of the future of a person/situation, (generally bad) based on the obvious that isn't being seen from 'within the box'.
I didn't need to be Mystic Meg to tell you the fate that would befall Johnny when he married Jo..... it was written in his horrorscope.
by MissCC August 21, 2008
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An adjective applied to a project where there are so many unknowns that you may as well consult the stars for an estimate or timeline
We don't know anything about this work; the requirements are really unclear but the project seems huge. It's a horrorscope project
by hicksandhudson September 21, 2009
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The name you call the min-cam they shove up your rectum to look for polyps if they forget to render you unconcious first. Also known as a keister-kam or the Silver Stallion.
I came up clean on my horrorscope exam last cancer, but I did chew my tongue in half.
by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003
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what might happen when comopletely believing in all the predictions.
"im sooooo frikin uninspired"

"check out your horrorscope and see whats gonna happen" "maybe youll meet your soul mate soon"

*checks hororscope*

"im gonna meet the love of my life in 3 days!!!! AND win the lottery!!!!!"

*4 days later*

"breaks up with bf and gets in car accident."
by NiiceGuy September 04, 2008
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