whoretold

Descriptive of any prediction of the future made up or retold by a woman whose primary occupation is the entertainment of men.

* Best used in a deep baritone in the phrase, "It is whoretold!"

A: "Did you hear what that stripper said about 2012?"

B: "Yes my son. IT IS WHORETOLD!"

by elmoloveftl November 24, 2011

Whoreology

The science of detecting a Whore. This "science" is almost an art form. It is the very precise and acute way that someone can detect if a woman is a "Whore". This science is inherent in all men but becomes more robust as they encounter more whores and know what to look for.

Me - how did you know that chick was a whore?

You - Whoreology my son. Whoreology.

by Habib Patels November 2, 2010

Whorelord

a pimp

He manages a whole bunch of hookers in the red light district - he's a bigtime whorelord.

by Mr Tango Jones August 26, 2010

whoretard

A girl, typically brunette, who acts retardedly in front of mass audiences, thus making her a whore for being retarded.

Dude, I think kaileys mentally challenged.

Nahh bro shes just a whoretard.

by jiggalooo December 3, 2011

whoreton

A small congregation of hookers or equally loose women.

"Don't forget to call me back when you get the whoreton together."

by ExAnd December 9, 2008

Whoretographer

That lame no ass getting douche bag at the bar with a camera phone trying to get "the shot of the century" in the dark of some whore dancing.

Someone who commonly photographs whores.

Look at this fuckin whoretographer, I bet he will be flogging the dolphin later, alone, to that photo.

by Shotwell February 20, 2008

whoretardmeanie

whoretardmeanie (Adj)

a person place or thing that is all of the following

1) Whore
2) Tard
3) Meanie

Jake and Connery and both whoretardmeanie and like to get in whoretardmeanie fights

by whoretardmeanie February 10, 2009