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Descriptive of any prediction of the future made up or retold by a woman whose primary occupation is the entertainment of men.

* Best used in a deep baritone in the phrase, "It is whoretold!"
A: "Did you hear what that stripper said about 2012?"

B: "Yes my son. IT IS WHORETOLD!"
whoretold by elmoloveftl November 24, 2011
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Whoreology

The science of detecting a Whore. This "science" is almost an art form. It is the very precise and acute way that someone can detect if a woman is a "Whore". This science is inherent in all men but becomes more robust as they encounter more whores and know what to look for.
Me - how did you know that chick was a whore?

You - Whoreology my son. Whoreology.
Whoreology by Habib Patels November 2, 2010

Whorelord 

He manages a whole bunch of hookers in the red light district - he's a bigtime whorelord.
Whorelord by Mr Tango Jones August 26, 2010

whoretard 

A girl, typically brunette, who acts retardedly in front of mass audiences, thus making her a whore for being retarded.
Dude, I think kaileys mentally challenged.

Nahh bro shes just a whoretard.
whoretard by jiggalooo December 3, 2011
A small congregation of hookers or equally loose women.
"Don't forget to call me back when you get the whoreton together."
whoreton by ExAnd December 9, 2008

Whoretographer 

That lame no ass getting douche bag at the bar with a camera phone trying to get "the shot of the century" in the dark of some whore dancing.

Someone who commonly photographs whores.
Look at this fuckin whoretographer, I bet he will be flogging the dolphin later, alone, to that photo.
Whoretographer by Shotwell February 20, 2008

whoretardmeanie 

whoretardmeanie (Adj)

a person place or thing that is all of the following

1) Whore
2) Tard
3) Meanie


Jake and Connery and both whoretardmeanie and like to get in whoretardmeanie fights
whoretardmeanie by whoretardmeanie February 10, 2009
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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