whoretard

A girl, typically brunette, who acts retardedly in front of mass audiences, thus making her a whore for being retarded.

Dude, I think kaileys mentally challenged.

Nahh bro shes just a whoretard.

by jiggalooo December 3, 2011

Whoretard

A combination of a whore, and a retard.

-"My girlfriend just slept with my brother, thinking it was me"
-"What a whoretard."

by asust3k August 2, 2008

whoretard

A retarded whore. A female who constantly gives it up to any man who tries to get it. She stupidly believes his blatant lies, and continues to be used. After she gets dumped, she moves on to repeat the cycle. She never learns, and spends her life getting used.

Often, the whoretard is also stupid and ghetto.

That whoretard Janel never learns. She spent 10 months trying to steal a married man and got dumped when his wife found out about her. The whoretard is still trying to get him back, making an ass of herself on myspace.

by janel lopez the fat welfare ho October 15, 2008

whoretard

A person, usually female, who is termed "easy" and still doesn't have the sense God gave a rock

Molly: Did you see the girl on Maury who tested twenty men and still didn't find her baby daddy?
Amy: What a whoretard!

by Humresdir May 5, 2011

Whoretard

A retarted whore who thinks they are the sh*t, but they’re just. Retarted.

That whoretard needs a real mirror.

by JustVi June 9, 2025

Whorelarious

well ur a “whore” and ur hilarious so combine those two

Ines: “ did u see that girl she’s such a whore but she’s funny ?”

Emma:“ i guess you could call her whorelarious “

by Em&Nes February 10, 2021

Whorenado

A group of drunk girls, either on the move or at a party/bar, whose high pitch squawkings feed off each other until they become a destructive force capable of annihilating ear drums, sanity, a good time, or any respect one may have had for them.

Whorenado chasers are guys who seek out whorenados in the hopes of taking one of the girls home after the whorenado has spent most of it's energy and has been downgraded to a "slutclone."

When those girls get together with a box of Franzia you can expect a whorenado on its way real soon.

Did you see that whorenado just blow into the bar? Those girls could barely stand.

by TarzanSD January 12, 2009