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whoreologist 

A sociologist imagination of the culture of whores and whoredom. An educated study in sociology of how social influences pressure many young women to mindlessly exploit themselves contradicting feminism and serving hegemony and male dominance over women lowering themselves to display behavior considered to be unacceptable and associated with thots, jump offs and gold diggers.
Rosebudd, double D and Fillmore Slim are well versed in whoreology. I would say they are the ultimate whoreologist.
whoreologist by filmzillz August 29, 2014

whorologist 

A person who studys the nature of whores and has become professionally adept at identifying the traits associated with whore behavior.
Aaron is the best wingman at the bar because he is a certified whorologist!
whorologist by Shotwell February 19, 2008

Whaleologist 

A person who has devoted their life to the study of fat, emo, females on the internet. A whaleologist is obsessed with stalking girls on websites such as Facebook or MyYearbook. Once the whaleologist has found its species of interest, he will go after the species with all of his might. He will send thousands of texts, walk across state lines, and take five trains just to study the amount of fat on said specimens stomach and the amount of cuts on her wrist.
-"Hey! I heared you were a whaleologist?"

-"Yeah, I'm one of the best"

-"What type of whale are you studying now?"

-"I don't know I have to log on to my computer and check my inbox after sexting 500 girls"
Whaleologist by The Obama Supporter February 4, 2010

whiteologist 

The study of white people; Rednecks
That whiteologist is one son of a bitch.

wordologist 

A wordologist is someone that makes up new words, such as lolgasm, twerknugget, and fapman. Wordologist are often witty people creating new words to fit their needs
"Look at the twerknugget fapman, he makes me lolgasm"
"None of those are real words Zander"
"Thats ok I'm a professional wordologist"

whaleologist 

I want to study whales! I'll be a whaleologist
whaleologist by ronwalrus July 29, 2011
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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