Definitions by elmoloveftl
Adoracore
A synthesis of "Adorable" and "Hardcore". Used on Huffpost in comments to describe YouTube viral video "My First Hardcore Song" By 8 year old Juliet of Queensland Australia.
Adoracore by elmoloveftl February 9, 2012
whoretold
Descriptive of any prediction of the future made up or retold by a woman whose primary occupation is the entertainment of men.
* Best used in a deep baritone in the phrase, "It is whoretold!"
* Best used in a deep baritone in the phrase, "It is whoretold!"
whoretold by elmoloveftl November 24, 2011
fecalization
Complete bullshit, cobbled together from fragments of legitimate truth.
ALT:
A statement, given as fact, which will lead ONLY to Glen Beck or the Tea Party if researched.
ALT:
A statement, given as fact, which will lead ONLY to Glen Beck or the Tea Party if researched.
A: That salesman sure seemed to know about computers.
B: No way, pure fecalization.
ALT:
A: Have you heard what Glen Beck said about civil rights?
B: Yeah bro. Total fecalization.
B: No way, pure fecalization.
ALT:
A: Have you heard what Glen Beck said about civil rights?
B: Yeah bro. Total fecalization.
fecalization by elmoloveftl November 24, 2011
Hoon Skin
Anything worn by a person who can be described as a hoon.
Can be an article of clothing which is especially lame, queer, or associated with ricer, NHRA, NASCAR, or even extreme sports culture. Essentially refers to the clothing of groups one despises.
A person who is a genuine hoon can, simply by wearing something cool in a public way, redfine that article of clothing as "hoon skin".
Can be an article of clothing which is especially lame, queer, or associated with ricer, NHRA, NASCAR, or even extreme sports culture. Essentially refers to the clothing of groups one despises.
A person who is a genuine hoon can, simply by wearing something cool in a public way, redfine that article of clothing as "hoon skin".
EXAMPLE 1:
A: Did you see that Christmas sweater SLASH letterman jacket Justin Bieber was wearing on TV?
B: Yup, genuine hoon skin.
EXAMPLE 2:
A: The pant were cool, right?
B: Nope. Those are hoon skin now too.
A: Did you see that Christmas sweater SLASH letterman jacket Justin Bieber was wearing on TV?
B: Yup, genuine hoon skin.
EXAMPLE 2:
A: The pant were cool, right?
B: Nope. Those are hoon skin now too.
Hoon Skin by elmoloveftl November 23, 2011
JFF
Just Fucking Fat
When overwhelmed with All the different porno and PC terms such as healthy, thick, meaty, beefy, plump, stout, pudgy, chubby,FUB, chob, zaftig, BBW, BFG, BBM, BHM VLW, ad nauseum; one finally realizes that these people are JFF.
Let's all say it together, "Just Fucking Fat."
When overwhelmed with All the different porno and PC terms such as healthy, thick, meaty, beefy, plump, stout, pudgy, chubby,FUB, chob, zaftig, BBW, BFG, BBM, BHM VLW, ad nauseum; one finally realizes that these people are JFF.
Let's all say it together, "Just Fucking Fat."
JFF by elmoloveftl October 13, 2011