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whoppercock 

A fat, girthy,beautiful long 10 inch plus penis.
Omg I hooked up with this dude last night and he had a total whoppercock.
whoppercock by MBstyle January 24, 2019

whoppertunity 

The opportunity to purchase a delicious flame broiled Whopper or Whopper Junior from Burger King.
You're hungry? Well we passed a BK 6 blocks ago, but there's no way I'm going all the way back there. Sorry, you missed your whoppertunity.
whoppertunity by BobBoberBobest February 18, 2011

whoppercock 

A huge, girthy, fat and long 10 inch plus penis that is beautiful to look at.
I hooked up with John last night he has the most perfect whoppercock I’ve ever seen.
whoppercock by MBstyle January 24, 2019

whopperjoggle 

When something turns out "jacked up" or somehow incorrect.
"I don't seem to have the same font style you used, and as a result, things look whopperjoggled when I print it, convert it to a PDF, or view it!"

"Don't whopperjoggle around with me!"

whoppertunities 

A lifetime of slavery and whippings that you get if you apply for a job at Burger King.
"Oh no! Not whoppertunities! They are painful!"

Whoppering 

The act of throwing a burger (usually a Whopper) out of a moving vehicle at someone that appears to be hungry.
Youtube "Whoppering" for more information