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whiteboarding 

Whiteboarding is a form of torture used during job interviews. The candidate is forced to code algorithms he will never use on the job on a whiteboard in front of other people, causing the candidate to experience the sensation of inadequacy.
Interviewer 1: Hey, this guy refused to hand over his social media passwords on the application form!
Interviewer 2: Don't worry, a few minutes of whiteboarding will loosen his tongue...
whiteboarding by npinkerton February 9, 2017
When a person consumes too much weed in a short amount of time which leads to a high heart rate, dizziness, nausea and shakiness. The term is used mainly in Ireland.
Man 1: "Did you hear that Ben fella pulled a whitener? He looked like fucking Casper the ghost!"
Whitener by kilroyK October 10, 2015

Whitebeard 

Born as Edward Newgate.
The strongest pirate alive in the One Piece universe. He is 20 feet tall, closest to "one piece", loves fishmen, and has an army of nurses at his disposal.

Did I mention he can start earthquakes?
Pirate 1: Dam, Whitebeard is the man for freeing fishman island from the slave trade!

Fisher Tiger: Thanks for stealing my thunder Whitebeard.

Whitebeard: GURA GURA!
Whitebeard by Jimbei October 21, 2009
To pull out of an engagement, usually at the last minute, after initiating the event in the first place. To renege on a social agreement.
Steve got up a kayaking trip for today, but he called late last night and whiteheaded us.
whitehead by jfl5 November 19, 2011

Whiteheadism 

Doing a "Whitehead". This involves unnecessarily embarrising ones self. Comes from the antics of Thomas Whitehead.
"Dude, that was such a Whiteheadism
Whiteheadism by Frommie lad! March 17, 2008
When someone stands next to you while your picture is taken, then uses it as an implied endorsement in their political campaign. Can also be done with business cards, articles of clothing, your car and pets.

A phrase made popular in the 2020 Kootenai County, Idaho Sheriff election.
Be careful of even appearing in the same photo as him, he will Whitehead you on his Facebook page.
"WTF, why did you Whitehead me?" "Well I thought you was endorsin' me"
Whitehead by Puffythecop September 28, 2019