whifa

Abbreviation for: “White Hag Illiterate Fucking Ass”, synonym for gay bitch.

Friend #1: “Shes so stupid all she does is watch milf edits and eat hot chip”
Friend #2: “I know shes such a whifa”

by ILoveLearning334 January 25, 2021

whifflash

A range of injuries caused to the neck by or related to a sudden emission of flatulence.

Who farted? Someone just gave me whifflash...

by Quacking Kickmonkey January 6, 2014

whiffle dick

When a man has an std so bad that his dick is full of holes resembling a whiffle ball

My bro has been with so many prostitutes he has whiffle dick

by Square Dick May 4, 2018

whiffle dick

A man with untreated, very bad , venereal disease, his penis is full of holes like a whiffle ball

Bronco should of went to the doctor years ago, now he has whiffle dick

by Square Dick March 2, 2018

Whizawalicious

Meaning Godlike, Absolute Perfection.

The badgers vigorously began to carve Betty White into the frozen ice, the result was whizawalicious.

by ChickenHacker July 4, 2016

whiffle bat

Not the most effective murder weapon...

*thump*
Kyle: "What the hell are you doing?"
Cartman: "I am killing you Kyle, but I could only afford a whiffle bat, so this might take some time."
*thump*

by ~DK~ May 17, 2006

Crack whiff

When you gave your asshole a lil' scratch and bring your hands up to your face and give a lil' snort.

Douglas: Oi mate my asshole's itchy ima give it a lil scratch
Dan: You gonna give yourself a lil crack whiff
Douglas: Yes
*Gets fingers and scratches asshole tenderly and carefully and gives the fingers a smell*

by Conspiracy's Truth 91857560274 June 11, 2019