Whiffed
Person 1: I’m a bit whiffed off of that second hand smoke la.
Person 2: Shut the fuck up lad you’re sending me scatty.
Person 2: Shut the fuck up lad you’re sending me scatty.
Whiffed by pirategame420 March 5, 2020
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whiffed on it
Sorry I didn't make it to the meeting. I wish I had a good excuse, but actually I just whiffed on it.
whiffed on it by lnmore borrowed from Deb January 20, 2009
Whiffed Up
Being high on cocaine. Can also be applied to other drugs that are ingested through the nasal cavity.
Whiffed Up by xcbenner December 14, 2010
Pussy whiffed
The state in which your fellow man abandons all reason in pursuit of the misdirected scent from an unsuspecting female.
You: "I can't eat another Hooter's wing. We need to get to our seats. It's game 7!"
Pussy Whiffed Friend: "I think I'll pass. This waitress totally wants my cock."
Pussy Whiffed Friend: "I think I'll pass. This waitress totally wants my cock."
Pussy whiffed by HaentPaul November 23, 2009
whiffode
whiffode by Clayton Holsgrove November 11, 2020
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