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To be highly stoned, blazed or baked by any form of copious cannabanoid consumption.
Person 1: I’m a bit whiffed off of that second hand smoke la.

Person 2: Shut the fuck up lad you’re sending me scatty.
Whiffed by pirategame420 March 5, 2020
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When somebody has smoked a rather large amount of Cannabis and is quite stoned.

Other Words: Stoned, High, Trippin', Blazed
Guy 1 : "Why do you keep laughing? Nothin funny is happening"
Guy2 : "I'm pretty whiffed right now"
Whiffed by Stu3y August 20, 2010
when an air bubble travels up the shaft of your penis
Awe dude i totally just whiffed myself.
whiffed by klepto614 December 16, 2010

whiffed on it 

forgot to attend, spaced out and missed it...

Sorry I didn't make it to the meeting. I wish I had a good excuse, but actually I just whiffed on it.

Whiffed Up

Being high on cocaine. Can also be applied to other drugs that are ingested through the nasal cavity.
Hendrix: Wanna get whiffed up dog?

Person #2: Im gonna get real whiffed the fuck up dog.
Whiffed Up by xcbenner December 14, 2010

Pussy whiffed 

The state in which your fellow man abandons all reason in pursuit of the misdirected scent from an unsuspecting female.
You: "I can't eat another Hooter's wing. We need to get to our seats. It's game 7!"

Pussy Whiffed Friend: "I think I'll pass. This waitress totally wants my cock."
Pussy whiffed by HaentPaul November 23, 2009

whiffode 

Something Anthony said, probably not a real word
“They were all whiffode”
Crazy tha la
whiffode by Clayton Holsgrove November 11, 2020
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