Whife

A man of color's white wife.

Of course the singer from Hootie & the Blowfish has a whife.

by T'Holla March 7, 2018

Whife

A compound of High school and wife. A couple in high school who have been dating for over a year and a half. The whife is the female in the relationship. This couple do everything together and are more or less married. The whife is often the dominant partner in the relationship.

James and Amanda have been dating for like, 3 years!!
She is his Whife.
Poor guy.

by benben88 July 5, 2010

whine glass

That period after the first few drinks where a person becomes depressed and morose.

Emma had three vodka and cokes. This is when she had her whine glass moment.

by The curious bibliophile September 11, 2018

whifflash

A range of injuries caused to the neck by or related to a sudden emission of flatulence.

Who farted? Someone just gave me whifflash...

by Quacking Kickmonkey January 6, 2014

whiffle dick

When a man has an std so bad that his dick is full of holes resembling a whiffle ball

My bro has been with so many prostitutes he has whiffle dick

by Square Dick May 4, 2018

whiffle dick

A man with untreated, very bad , venereal disease, his penis is full of holes like a whiffle ball

Bronco should of went to the doctor years ago, now he has whiffle dick

by Square Dick March 2, 2018

whiffle bat

Not the most effective murder weapon...

*thump*
Kyle: "What the hell are you doing?"
Cartman: "I am killing you Kyle, but I could only afford a whiffle bat, so this might take some time."
*thump*

by ~DK~ May 17, 2006