A White-Fake-Jamaican. This particular branch of humanity can be quite annoying. Typical characteristic of the "whi-fake-an" include: Dreadlocks, hypocrisy, high complaint frequency, poverty, annoying, scrounging, bad personal hygiene, a punchable face and skin tone that is pale in colour. All characteristics must be present to qualify for full Whi-fake-an status i.e. a person with soley pale skin tone is white not a Whi-fake-an etc.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods