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1. The attempt to emit digestive gases from the anus, when such emission were attempted to be both covert, and were discovered only because of their faint "whiff"-like sound or because of the traditional stink of flatulence (Noun - Canadian English).

2. A Canadian toot, somewhat muffled by ski pants.

3. A hot, gross, and possibly wet fart (in Canada, usually common in the Ontario Province)

Note: Whiffer is an onomatopoeia - created from the sound that forms the first part of the word, either by one's mouth or by their anus
Cheryl's nose tweaked and brow furled in disbelief as Fred whiffered in public.

Terrance and Phillip are much to brash to whiffer.
Whiffer by HeathRA January 5, 2018
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A dog that has the worst-smelling wind problem. He’ll clear a room and create uncomfortable silences as everyone looks around for the culprit.
Your dog is a whiffer. What are you feeding him?

Or; your woofer is a whiffer, you can’t take him anywhere
Whiffer by rustymissile July 4, 2023
god that girl stinks, wot a whiffer
whiffer by lisa February 4, 2004
When a guy has ejaculated so often, that all the comes out when he cums is air.
After that Viagra fueled weekend with those two hookers, I ended the weekend by pulling a whiffer
whiffer by empty_pants April 12, 2009
A flute, most likely because of the breathiness of a flute's sound or the chuffing sounds favored by many jazz flutists. Mainly a jazz musician's term.
JEric Burdon and War had a mean whiffer on "Spill the Wine"!
whiffer by pentozali April 16, 2009

whiffer sniffer 

a guy that goes around sniffing girl's bicycle seats in rainy weather
"I saw that guy in the parking lot. He's a whiffer sniffer allright!"

whiffer wheel 

a hippo tht thinks its a camel
whiffer wheel by Jeff Hoppens November 22, 2007
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