whif 

a combination of the words "when" and "if", when wanting to say a combination of something like "when and/or if..."

"I don't know whif that will ever happen."
"Whif I get my car fixed, we'll go to the mall."

whif by kimsterr September 8, 2006

Whif 

What it’s hitting for , what’s up what’s popping what’s the word

“Aye man whif” - “ it’s a party tonight”

Whif by Simmerxoxo7 April 22, 2020

Whif 

The word that defines white people and can only be said by white people

That person is such a whif!

Whif by Ghsul October 27, 2023

whif its

1. see whipits
2. in the maritime provinces of canada, a whif it is where you take a CO2 air gun, unloaded, and fire it into ones mouth, inhale, get high.

damn man these whif its are dope. i'm as high as robin williams

whif its by the brooklin gobbler March 5, 2009

Whif-it 

Play whiffle ball

you JJ you wanna whif it

Whif-it by Alex Wildman May 2, 2003

Cheesy Bell Whif

An rather unpleasant smell originating from the penis, commonly know as the "bell end". Usually caused by a build up of smegma around the gland of the penis.

A right dirty bastard, not washing his cock on a daily basis.

E.g. A girl giving her boyfriend oral sex and says to him " your dick smells like cheese", an unsuspecting cheesy bell whiff occured.

Cheesy Bell Whif by a smelly tail May 18, 2009

Le Whif 

amazing coffee and chocolate flavoured french inhalers. A great, low-calorie substitute for coffee and chocolate.

Man 1: I love chocolate, and coffee, but i hate calories!!
Man 2: Try Le Whif, it's Da Bomb.
Man 1: Gee, thanks for introducing me to Le Whif!! You're right, it is Da Bomb!!

Le Whif by Juicy And Ffrindiau June 1, 2011