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I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass 

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.
Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.
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wasp mom 

A WASP mom is an acronym that stands for White Anglo-Saxon Protestant Mom. The acronym WASP first came into use in the 1950s. It is now commonly used to refer to moms who are white, wealthy, and essentially a basic bitch. Commonly found in Caitlin Reilly's viral TikTok videos.
WASP Mom having a psychotic break during FaceTime
wasp mom by caitlenreilly May 18, 2020

whappen' 

a merged word for 'what happened' or 'what's happening'

usually used when something dramatic happened or tea is being spilled

pronounced: waah-pin
Jessica: "Whappen' during lunch?
Emma: Omg! A huge fight broke out and..."
whappen' by squacoon January 31, 2019

Slissy Wasp 

Slissy Wasp is the worst thing you could ever be called!
Gavin called me a "Slissy Wasp" so I jumped off the trump tower
Slissy Wasp by eruka shit on u December 10, 2020

Wasp Soup 

Wasp Soup was the very first dish Sir Gordon Ramsay made while under the influence of crack.
Wasp soup is very yummy. Its nice and crunchy but also wet.

whap my bacon on her face

1. (Scottish Slang) The deploarble act of savagely placing ones penis on someones face.
"I noticed your maw was asleep and decided to sneakily whap my bacon on her face."
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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