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dirt whisperer 

Noun: A homosexual man who makes passes at another man through the use of social media with the intention of getting dirty.
That doctor must be a dirt whisperer with all the things he said about his landscaper on Facebook.
dirt whisperer by MJ\/FB October 8, 2013

Stripper Whisperer 

A guy who enjoys listening to the messed up stories of strippers as much as, if not more than watching them dance. He is like the amateur psychologist of the strip club community and always ends up in an extended conversation with the girls.

A skilled stripper whisperer will help his crew stay clear of any unnecessary drama, and pair up each of his boys with the correct dancer for their personal brand of crazy.
Next time you hit the strip club, bring my cousin. The guy's a straight up stripper whisperer. He'll have the deets on all the girls.

Briggsy the Elephant Whisperer 

Briggsy has, over time, developed the unique talent of being able to communicate with the largest living land animals through the use of his incredibly deep voice which has an expansive range of between 300-600km. He has honed this ability onto preying on any women over 16st in weight. It is rumoured that his deep tones have attractive qualities for these women, so they are easily lured into his miniscule frame.
What's that rumbling? the ground is starting to shake...is it the sound of Briggsy the Elephant Whisperer luring his pie eating salad dodgers or is it a herd of the fat 'meat-wagons' travelling to his lair?

the whispering liz 

She slowly crawls up your back and whispers “Fuck you John” then fucks Josh.
“Oh Shit! it’s the Whispering Liz!”

nipple whisperer 

One who has the extraordinary ability to communicate with an male or female (usually depending on preference) nipple.
"have you ever had your nipple read?"
"No!?"
"She is very uncomfortable with its current living conditions"
"Thank you i will fix that immediately! Who are you?"
"Just call me the nipple whisperer"

Poop-whisperer

One who speaks softly on the phone while using a public bathroom stall.
Deb is such a poop-whisperer.
Poop-whisperer by Five-high-guy September 11, 2015
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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