whap

A sharp, yet soft blow to the back of the head. Mostly issued when someone shows a lack of common sense.

John ~ "You know, I've never even seen Spaceballs."

*whap*

Jim ~ "Why the hell not?"

by Ioke July 03, 2006

whap

In figurative or literal language, the thunderous cacophony of noise produced by the violent collision of the female pelvic region with the face of a grotesquely effeminate man.

"Diana and I feel strongly about gender equality for both men and women," said the pussywhipped loser, while sitting down to piss. Diana then came up to him and WHAP! Slapped him right across the face with her pussy. "I'm a little wimp mommy!" said little Pussyman.

by Enjoy! YAselves! March 04, 2007

whap

to whap is a word originally coined be awesome people it originates in Scotland. it means to quickly take something from an enclosed space. it is a popular description of the noise male genitals make when being "whapped out"

I.e. "laura whap out the keys"

by capital D colon face December 08, 2009

whap

The sound shit makes when it hits the wall.

"WHAP" went the shit as Bobby threw it from his hand onto the wall.

by Brownie Johnson August 11, 2006

whap

when u strike someone from a foreign country for the sole reason that u believe that if u arent american u dont deserve to be hear.

marco: i love this country!
billy: get the hell outa here u son a bitch!!!! *smack*
bobby: dude that foreigner just got the shit whapped outa himself!!!

by samuel adams February 05, 2005

WHAP

Acronym for World History AP

Are you taking WHAP this semester? I hear it's tough.

by Mr_Awesome March 08, 2008

WHAP

A hard ass class that will require you to stress over the smallest insignificant shit like not reading the last page of the chapter.

Also, includes some stuck up pieces of shits that act like they know everything and give you the dirtiest look for not remembering when a boat crossed the ocean. Fucking fucktrumpets.

"Dude, are you taking WHAP?"
"Yeah, Mr. Mansfield gave us a fuck ton of homework due on Friday cuz you know, we don't have any other homework for 7 different classes."

by ratchetgirl1011 January 20, 2014