whaletits

unusually large breasts possesed by a very large or fat mother fucker such as Greg Lofgren

ratchit, izzo,owen, and kevin all agree that it would be fuck gregs mom between her whaletits

by k22spider November 12, 2006

Whalestitute

A girl who is large, and slut.

Vicky is such a whalestitute

by ckbrd July 13, 2012

Whalebitch

A bitch that is really fat and disgusting. She can usually be seen beached on the couch and flopping around on a bed. Her daily activities include eating, sleeping, and pooping.

Husband: Hey can you clean the house today? I would but I work 60 hours a week.
Wife: (beached on the couch) I don't feel like it.
Husband: Don't be a whalebitch!

by antireligiouszombies June 18, 2010

whale tits

a heavyset woman, resembling the form of a whale, with overly large breasts.

Hey Chad, you should go make a move on whale tits over there. She is making me salty.

by Chad D January 22, 2008

whaleish

when one feels very calm and slow but their mind is moving like crazy and putting strange and interesting thoughts down on paper.

"today i woke up and felt very whaleish once i got dressed and ready to take on my day"

by Dr. Finneus Ratworth P.H.D April 26, 2010

Whaletivity

I created a theory called "Whaletivity" basically for any group of decently looking girls or just girls walking around in general there is always a fat/ugly one with them or near them.

Go to the mall or look in your school's hallways and prove me wrong.

Friend 1:Oh damn look at those girls they're smokin!

Friend 2: wait here comes the fat one to come and ruin it.
Friend 1: Whaletivity....

by KevinSuicide May 21, 2010

whalette

An overweight or obese human female under 21 years of age.
A whale (mature overweight female) who has not reached maturity.

"That whalette at the club was hot. Even though she's fat, I'd drill her."

by Taras LaFong October 12, 2004