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Whalestitute
Whalestitute by ckbrd July 13, 2012
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whaletits • Whaleism • whaleish • whalenets • Waletitis • Whalebitch • Whalefish • Whalefished • Whaleitis • Whalestitute
Whalebitch
A bitch that is really fat and disgusting. She can usually be seen beached on the couch and flopping around on a bed. Her daily activities include eating, sleeping, and pooping.
Husband: Hey can you clean the house today? I would but I work 60 hours a week.
Wife: (beached on the couch) I don't feel like it.
Husband: Don't be a whalebitch!
Wife: (beached on the couch) I don't feel like it.
Husband: Don't be a whalebitch!
Whalebitch by antireligiouszombies June 18, 2010
whale tits
whale tits by Chad D January 22, 2008
whaleish
when one feels very calm and slow but their mind is moving like crazy and putting strange and interesting thoughts down on paper.
whaleish by Dr. Finneus Ratworth P.H.D April 26, 2010
Whaletivity
I created a theory called "Whaletivity" basically for any group of decently looking girls or just girls walking around in general there is always a fat/ugly one with them or near them.
Go to the mall or look in your school's hallways and prove me wrong.
Go to the mall or look in your school's hallways and prove me wrong.
Friend 1:Oh damn look at those girls they're smokin!
Friend 2: wait here comes the fat one to come and ruin it.
Friend 1: Whaletivity....
Friend 2: wait here comes the fat one to come and ruin it.
Friend 1: Whaletivity....
Whaletivity by KevinSuicide May 21, 2010
whalette
An overweight or obese human female under 21 years of age.
A whale (mature overweight female) who has not reached maturity.
A whale (mature overweight female) who has not reached maturity.
whalette by Taras LaFong October 12, 2004
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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