A bitch that is really fat and disgusting. She can usually be seen beached on the couch and flopping around on a bed. Her daily activities include eating, sleeping, and pooping.
Husband: Hey can you clean the house today? I would but I work 60 hours a week.
Wife: (beached on the couch) I don't feel like it.
Husband: Don't be a whalebitch!
Wife: (beached on the couch) I don't feel like it.
Husband: Don't be a whalebitch!
by antireligiouszombies June 18, 2010
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