Waletitis 

When you are afraid to spend money for things that are not worth it

Sharon: Hey! Did you buy the jar of nutella I told you to pick up?
Emmy: Oh sorry! I felt waletitis as I picked up the jar of nutella!
Sharon: Oh your'e such a turd!

Waletitis by Lama :) May 24, 2010

waititis 

The feeling that something you're waiting for will never arrive.

I know my MacBook Pro is coming soon, but Waititis is setting in.

waititis by Spalds December 14, 2006

walkitis 

The itis like feeling one has when walking long distances and eating a meal that doesn't quite satisfy ones hunger.

Joe: Man I just walked like 3 blocks and had a meal but wasn't 100% full, why I am so tired???
Dave: Do you have the same symptoms as itis but from walking and eating?
Joe: Yes
Dave: You Sir have walkitis!

walkitis by byah84 June 20, 2013

whaletits 

unusually large breasts possesed by a very large or fat mother fucker such as Greg Lofgren

ratchit, izzo,owen, and kevin all agree that it would be fuck gregs mom between her whaletits

whaletits by k22spider November 12, 2006

wantitis 

The affliction of always wanting to spend money on something else.

That spoiled brat has wantitis.

wantitis by snappy2 July 1, 2008

Whaleitis 

A word used to describe overweight people.

Dang that lady is huge, she got the whaleitis.

Whaleitis by Spiritfather February 27, 2024

Minimum Wageitis 

The lost of will to work for terrible undeserving pay knowing a job with better pay awaits.

I can't wait to start my new job as I now have minimum wageitis with my current job.

Minimum Wageitis by IXI J CoRe IXI December 18, 2012