antireligiouszombies's definitions

Religion

The reason the world is shitty, and the reason the world will end horribly.

Maybe if we all didn't try to blindly follow a religion, there wouldn't be so many wars and people dying for no reason.

by antireligiouszombies June 17, 2010

Whalebitch

A bitch that is really fat and disgusting. She can usually be seen beached on the couch and flopping around on a bed. Her daily activities include eating, sleeping, and pooping.

Husband: Hey can you clean the house today? I would but I work 60 hours a week.
Wife: (beached on the couch) I don't feel like it.
Husband: Don't be a whalebitch!

by antireligiouszombies June 18, 2010

cock hooking nose

Also called a "cock hooker". One of those big ugly noses with a bump on the bridge. Much like a "witch" nose. They look like they are used to hook cocks into the mouth. They hook the cocks by using a head-swooping action then quickly gobble up that cock.

Stay away from Beth! She has a cock hooking nose!!

by antireligiouszombies June 19, 2010