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Whaleism 

fat, huge, lard-ass
This guy is the definition of whaleism
Whaleism by whales44 November 27, 2011
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Whaleism 

Whaleism is an philosophy, is where the state (Government) takes 80% of wealth from each citizens, leaving them with 20% of income and food.
Whaleism is unacceptable ideology, witch can cause mass starvation.
Whaleism by Killer Whales July 12, 2019

whaleish 

when one feels very calm and slow but their mind is moving like crazy and putting strange and interesting thoughts down on paper.
"today i woke up and felt very whaleish once i got dressed and ready to take on my day"
Eating enough food to become the size of a whale.
Your nachos grande will assist in your whalism.
whalism by Epk123 July 29, 2014

Space Whalism 

The belief in a giant space whale sneezing billions of years ago and creating the universe.
Space whalism is the one true religion.
Space Whalism by Thalasa August 31, 2010
An ideology coined by a Google+ user under the pseudonym "Kugel". The belief that, due to their remarkable intelligence and capacity for language, culture, and complex empathy, whales and dolphins should be considered equals to humans as species. A whalist believes it is completely degenerate and immoral to kidnap, traffic, torture or kill a whale, unless your people absolutely depend on whale meet for survival. One who converts to whalism has been "whalepilled".
I recently converted to whalism because I'm sick of whales, whose sentience and intelligence rivals that of humans, being slaughtered and imprisoned for food and entertainment.
Whalism by Beeekeeep February 25, 2018