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Whalestitute 

A girl who is large, and slut.
Vicky is such a whalestitute
Whalestitute by ckbrd July 13, 2012

walkitis 

The itis like feeling one has when walking long distances and eating a meal that doesn't quite satisfy ones hunger.
Joe: Man I just walked like 3 blocks and had a meal but wasn't 100% full, why I am so tired???
Dave: Do you have the same symptoms as itis but from walking and eating?
Joe: Yes
Dave: You Sir have walkitis!
walkitis by byah84 June 20, 2013

Whaletivity 

I created a theory called "Whaletivity" basically for any group of decently looking girls or just girls walking around in general there is always a fat/ugly one with them or near them.

Go to the mall or look in your school's hallways and prove me wrong.
Friend 1:Oh damn look at those girls they're smokin!

Friend 2: wait here comes the fat one to come and ruin it.
Friend 1: Whaletivity....
Whaletivity by KevinSuicide May 21, 2010

whaletits 

unusually large breasts possesed by a very large or fat mother fucker such as Greg Lofgren
ratchit, izzo,owen, and kevin all agree that it would be fuck gregs mom between her whaletits
whaletits by k22spider November 12, 2006

whiteitis 

an attraction to white people, mostly white men, but also applies to an attraction to white women and gender non conforming white people.

whiteitis can only being contracted by non-white people
“damn henry is so cute”
“that white boy?”
“yeah…”
“damn boy, you got that whiteitis badddd”
whiteitis by olivegardenhousesalad January 16, 2022

Waletitis 

When you are afraid to spend money for things that are not worth it
Sharon: Hey! Did you buy the jar of nutella I told you to pick up?
Emmy: Oh sorry! I felt waletitis as I picked up the jar of nutella!
Sharon: Oh your'e such a turd!
Waletitis by Lama :) May 24, 2010
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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