Whaleitis

A word used to describe overweight people.

Dang that lady is huge, she got the whaleitis.

by Spiritfather February 27, 2024

Whalestitute

A girl who is large, and slut.

Vicky is such a whalestitute

by ckbrd July 13, 2012

walkitis

The itis like feeling one has when walking long distances and eating a meal that doesn't quite satisfy ones hunger.

Joe: Man I just walked like 3 blocks and had a meal but wasn't 100% full, why I am so tired???
Dave: Do you have the same symptoms as itis but from walking and eating?
Joe: Yes
Dave: You Sir have walkitis!

by byah84 June 20, 2013

Whaletivity

I created a theory called "Whaletivity" basically for any group of decently looking girls or just girls walking around in general there is always a fat/ugly one with them or near them.

Go to the mall or look in your school's hallways and prove me wrong.

Friend 1:Oh damn look at those girls they're smokin!

Friend 2: wait here comes the fat one to come and ruin it.
Friend 1: Whaletivity....

by KevinSuicide May 21, 2010

whaletits

unusually large breasts possesed by a very large or fat mother fucker such as Greg Lofgren

ratchit, izzo,owen, and kevin all agree that it would be fuck gregs mom between her whaletits

by k22spider November 12, 2006

whiteitis

an attraction to white people, mostly white men, but also applies to an attraction to white women and gender non conforming white people.

whiteitis can only being contracted by non-white people

“damn henry is so cute”
“that white boy?”
“yeah…”
“damn boy, you got that whiteitis badddd”

by olivegardenhousesalad January 16, 2022

Waletitis

When you are afraid to spend money for things that are not worth it

Sharon: Hey! Did you buy the jar of nutella I told you to pick up?
Emmy: Oh sorry! I felt waletitis as I picked up the jar of nutella!
Sharon: Oh your'e such a turd!

by Lama :) May 24, 2010