whackoff

To perform an act of masturbation.
Someone that is being a dick.

1. Why don't you go whackoff for a while.
2. You're being a whackoff.
3. That guys a whackoff.

I'm joining these two words to make one better word.

by Keith Wolff October 29, 2004

wackoff ironman

The fury of this intense competetition can make grown men cry. The men are required to climax an insane 48 times in a 24 hour period. They are given a small tube of lubrication, a glass of water, and a protein bar for the duration of the competition.

In the midst of the insanity during the Bust-A-Nut Ironman competition, Ryan G. ripped the foreskin of his derranged penis, spewing blood and seamen in a 3 metre radius of himself, dealing splash damage to nearby competitors.

by Sick Ass Mothafucka September 2, 2005

whack off

to mastrubate, jack off

Dude, I am going to whack off in the corner

by Travis December 8, 2002

Wackoff Marathon

Wacking off in a repetitive nature for atleast three climaxes.

Ryan G. Completed the wackoff marathon in a matter of seconds while having a cybersex scenerio involving the following Halo 2 characters; the Mastercheif, 3 Spartans, and various brutes.

Congratulations Ryan from Abbey Park, if you see him in the hall, give him a pat on the back, just dont shake his hand.

by Sick Ass Mothafucka September 2, 2005

Whack-Off Wednesday

Also known as W.O.W., this is Entensity.net's service to all us wankers out there. Every Wednesday, they reward their loyal viewers with a full length porn clip!

Hey, it's Wednesday! I'm gonna go see what's on Whack-Off Wednesday today! And maybe I'll whack-off!

by PMastaChris May 1, 2008

whack off

The gift that keeps on giving!
Making love to yourself.
Masturbation

If I whack off with both hands, that's a perfect ten.

by England phi beta gamma April 4, 2008

whack off

my favorite pasttime, next to sleeping

i like to whack off several times a day, it feels so good

by Yakov the Jack off September 29, 2003