11 definitions by Keith Wolff

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Anyone that is way too hip for their own hopping good. Some dork that should pull up their pants since wearing your pants low means your ready to get for anal sex in prison. These fools are too stupid to know that but they do it since they don't know any better and they think they are a part of the hip hop culture.
How you livin' hophopsoldier as said to a 17 year old white kid with a sideways baseball cap, & his pants around his knee's at a shopping mall.
by Keith Wolff October 22, 2004
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Flaboulus One who is fabulous but flabby.
How does this make me look?

Flaboulus
by Keith Wolff October 22, 2004
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dorkusInstead of just calling someone a dork you amp it up by adding Aurelius (Emperor of Rome) to it. One who is a Emperor dork.
Stop being such a dorkusAurelius.
by Keith Wolff October 22, 2004
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Dudesandude-san

San is used as a courtesy title in Japanese-speaking areas as a suffix to the given name, surname, or title of the person being addressed, regardless of age or gender: Yamamoto san; sensei-san. You don't speak Japanese, can't pronounce the name, or you just don't know their name so you just add Dude. Or it's just one of your buds.
Yo "Dudesan" can you get me another beer form the bar I'm hittin' the can.
by Keith Wolff October 22, 2004
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Dudesan Chicksan is used as a courtesy title in Japanese-speaking areas as a suffix to the given name, surname, or title of the person being addressed, regardless of age or gender: Yamamoto san; sensei-san. You don't speak Japanese, can't pronounce the name, or you just don't know their name so you just add Chick. Or it's just one one of your pals.
Yo "Chicksan" can you get me another beer form the bar I'm hittin' the can.
by Keith Wolff November 12, 2004
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Part jackoff and part whackoff.

Anyone that is being a jackoff that is doing something the equivalent of whacking off.
There's a guy in a tiger outfit drinking coffee and reading. We sit next to him and I look at him and say "grrrrrr".
He looks back with a blank stare like he has no idea what I'm talking about, then he realizes he's dressed like a tiger, and takes off his tiger ears and goes back to reading.

That guy was such a "jackwhack"
by Keith Wolff October 29, 2004
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