wessely 

Nerd

This guy Wessely is always playing Xbox he's such a nerd

wessely by Jose chipotle December 14, 2016

Wessel'd 

The act of turning around anything someone says and making it an insult and continuing this pattern no matter what anyone says.

Guy: Man I really like that when there's no clouds in the sky. It's just so clear and blue.

Girl: You're face is clear and blue.

Guy: WTF?

Girl: You've been Wessel'd

Wessel'd by J-Milly November 9, 2013

wesseled 

The state of being completely intoxicated whereas one or more of the below stated instances may occur: pissing one's pants and/or bed, spouting obsenities at inappropriate times and audiences, losing one's wallet/cell phone/car keys, istigating fights with persons larger than one's self, losing consciousness on unknown private property, drooling on one's self.

Dude, I was got so wesseled last night I got in a fight, lost everything in my pockets, went home with a fatty, and pissed my pants, and barely escaped this morning without her catching my real name. Man I was wesseled!

wesseled by Eddie Hoffman May 3, 2008

Wesselink's Law

The theory that when a maestro of any kind of musical activity says that it is the last time, it shall be repeated an undefined number of times.

Dude, he said we would be done three run throughs ago, I guess that's wesselink's law for you.

Wesselink's Law by Smashed Marx September 26, 2017

Wessel 

A wessel is an awesome person, that's just all around great and loved by many! Certain people who are uninformed of the definition, may use the word as an insult, which it clearly is not.

Certain person: "You are such a wessel!"

Girl: "Well thanks!"

Wessel by khjgkhfawaked November 28, 2010

Wessel 

A very cool and powerfull guy! Everybody knows him. He is super sexy and handsome!!

#cool #handsome #sexy #crazy #power

Wow there's wessel!

Wessel by Randykalavan103 February 27, 2017

Wessel 

Very sexy and have big dingus poops always on the floor and needs to shit

I wanna be wessel

Wessel by Poepslaaf December 9, 2021