Wessel'd

The act of turning around anything someone says and making it an insult and continuing this pattern no matter what anyone says.

Guy: Man I really like that when there's no clouds in the sky. It's just so clear and blue.

Girl: You're face is clear and blue.

Guy: WTF?

Girl: You've been Wessel'd

by J-Milly November 9, 2013

dirty wessel

When your game is boneless chickens, fresh cheese and hard-on cream

He fed me and then we went big. He was a real dirty wessel

by CandiCreep June 15, 2023

weasel dust

cocaine, coke, blow, powder, butter

Are you still doing the weasel dust?

by Allen Miami June 27, 2007

weasel dickin'

To take advantage of offers or freebies not orignally intended for the receipent using shifty or questionable methods. Also, to steal others ideas and pass them off as original to gain favor or popularity.

BZ likes to stand behind the Blackjack table at the casino to be weasel dickin' his drinks.

by Briezy71 September 14, 2010

Weasel Dick

A guy you have a low opinion of and don't want near you. A general pain in the ass and there is no other word to discribe him.

Why doesn't this weasel dick get a life and leave me alone?

by yzbill55 April 25, 2009

Wicked Weasel duck call

This is a phenomenom where a woman wearing a g-string farts causing the thin strip of butt floss to vibrate like a reed and resonnate a sound like a duck call.A similar effect is accomplished by holding a blade of grass between cupped hands and blowing.With a little practice,a wearer can produce sounds that mimic a crow call and a dying rabbit.By adjusting thong tension and sphincter control,notes ranging between E flat and C sharp are possible.

After consuming a big bowl of chili beans,my girlfriend serenaded me with her Wicked Weasel duck call.

by wolfbait51 March 17, 2011

weasel dick

A person who goes out of his way to weasel his way into one position while being a dick to the person already holding that position

Dirk was a total weasel dick to his co-workers .

by Goddess Mama October 3, 2015