wesseled 

The state of being completely intoxicated whereas one or more of the below stated instances may occur: pissing one's pants and/or bed, spouting obsenities at inappropriate times and audiences, losing one's wallet/cell phone/car keys, istigating fights with persons larger than one's self, losing consciousness on unknown private property, drooling on one's self.

Dude, I was got so wesseled last night I got in a fight, lost everything in my pockets, went home with a fatty, and pissed my pants, and barely escaped this morning without her catching my real name. Man I was wesseled!

wesseled by Eddie Hoffman May 3, 2008

wesseler 

Wesseler, also known as the drunk stranger. Pleasuring yourself in the shower after some hand numbing, causing you to slip and fall, and vomit all over yourself.

I Wesselered myself last night, almost had to go to the hospital.

wesseler by Ben765 July 20, 2016

wessledick 

When a bitch says "wellsee "if yur dick is big enough ;) but yur packing a trump stump

Ask me about my wessledick

wessledick by devious dan June 21, 2016

wesseler 

When you drunk masturbate in the shower, then hit your head, fall down and puke on yourself

How was your night last night, not great I Wesselered myself again!

wesseler by Bf81818 July 17, 2016

weaseled 

Messed up, tangled, flustered.

"Man, I got all weaseled up in the blankets!"
OR
"hwkki - oops sorry, my fingers were all weaseled on the keyboard."

weaseled by WeWereTheTurkey September 23, 2008

weaseled 

When man smokes bare 'po, and man is well wadgered.

Snake: 'Sarah, i can fit 12 biscuits in my mouth!'
Sarah: 'Shut up, your well weaseled. Can I have an ice lolly?'

weaseled by John May 3, 2004

wesseldine 

A human who is terrible at basketball and works for aus post as a postman

A wesseldine touched me

wesseldine by Southsidepatrickded August 3, 2024