wessels

a really horny bitch who can't stop talking or thinking about sexual content.

Wow! why does he have to be such a wessels.

by ujunag April 29, 2008

nuclear wessels

1. What Chekhov says to the cop in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.

2. What to ask old people or Republicans when you meet them on the street. Russian accent is essential for maximum hilarity.

Person: Esscuse me, vere are se nuclear wessels?

Old person or Republican: Oh my gosh, communist!

Person: Epic fail, McCarthy.

(Then you run away singing the yodel thing at the beginning of "Numa Numa")

by theteddybearatemysandwich! June 1, 2009

the wessels

when fucking a chick up the ass, after spraying a load, the act of sucking/licking all jizz out the asshole, and re administering it into the beoches mouth

Last weekend, I pulled the wessels on wessels.

by KCTJ July 30, 2008

Brain-Weasels

Intrusive thoughts of self-doubt and despair, often associated with depression or anxiety, that crawl into your brain and make it hard to focus on other things.

I was going to go to the party, but my brain-weasels were so bad that I couldn't deal with other people that evening.

by e.m.b. December 16, 2015

Wessel'd

The act of turning around anything someone says and making it an insult and continuing this pattern no matter what anyone says.

Guy: Man I really like that when there's no clouds in the sky. It's just so clear and blue.

Girl: You're face is clear and blue.

Guy: WTF?

Girl: You've been Wessel'd

by J-Milly November 9, 2013

wesseled

The state of being completely intoxicated whereas one or more of the below stated instances may occur: pissing one's pants and/or bed, spouting obsenities at inappropriate times and audiences, losing one's wallet/cell phone/car keys, istigating fights with persons larger than one's self, losing consciousness on unknown private property, drooling on one's self.

Dude, I was got so wesseled last night I got in a fight, lost everything in my pockets, went home with a fatty, and pissed my pants, and barely escaped this morning without her catching my real name. Man I was wesseled!

by Eddie Hoffman May 3, 2008

Wesselink's Law

The theory that when a maestro of any kind of musical activity says that it is the last time, it shall be repeated an undefined number of times.

Dude, he said we would be done three run throughs ago, I guess that's wesselink's law for you.

by Smashed Marx September 26, 2017